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This is a question I'm going to Hell...

...because I said the Lord's Prayer backwards at a funeral to summon up the Goat of Mendes, Freddie Woo tells us. Tell us why you're doomed.

Thanks to Kaol for the suggestion

(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:09)
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Problems in the workplace
I'm going to hell very shortly. For ages I've been an assistant director of a rather established firm, and I've got to say, I got the job done, I was fairly reliable and got given a fair bit of responsibility. I guess I let it all get to my head a little, because I reckoned the boss wasn't quite up to the job, so me and a bunch of similarly disgruntled co-workers got together and attempted a coup of sorts, as I figured I could do a much better job of running the place.

To cut a long story short it rather blew up in my face, and now me and my fellow "conspiritors" have been given the sack. Oh well, I figured, you win some, you lose some. Maybe I'll set up my own firm in time, with me as boss?

Lucifer

(too obvious? Been done?)
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 16:03, 6 replies)
*reads again*
*gets it*

Cheers
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 16:04, closed)
Read it
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Clicked it
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 16:06, closed)
get back
up jacobs ladder where you belong morning star - your a nice guy after all
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 16:10, closed)
thanks!
baz to my friends :)
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 16:19, closed)
Taking
that lapsed catholic thing a bit far?
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 16:29, closed)
@Baz
I always thought your name was based on the big lump of spikey metal on the end of a chain that knights and that sort used to smack each other with in the middle ages rather than lucifer the morning star...... Nice to meet you, bet you i've guessed yer name ect....
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 21:14, closed)

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