I'm going to Hell......because I said the Lord's Prayer backwards at a funeral to summon up the Goat of Mendes, Freddie Woo tells us. Tell us why you're doomed.
Thanks to Kaol for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:09)
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First time I tried the evil weedThere were four of us. One guy was VERY experienced (now an addict to prescription meds and alcohol) and three pot virgins. Of course, the experienced one supplied the dope and the place and the expertise. After taking a few hits as he directed (hold it in, &tc.), one of us neophytes noticed writing on the rolling paper.
"Oh, I usedpages from a Bible," says our guide. Cue us good Catholic boys going apoplectic, and he assuring us, "Don't worry. I only used the index pages."
We relax somewhat, as much as Catholic boys could, until he shared the information of where he got the Bible.
He stole it from his old school. . .
You know, all we wanted to do was try smoking marijuana. We didn't expect to doom our souls doing it.
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 1:13, 1 reply)
It is worse if you smoke the words backwards.
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enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 8:18,
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