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This is a question I'm going to Hell...

...because I said the Lord's Prayer backwards at a funeral to summon up the Goat of Mendes, Freddie Woo tells us. Tell us why you're doomed.

Thanks to Kaol for the suggestion

(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:09)
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Making a mockery of an R.E lesson
Don't know if it's a ticket to the underground plane, but it certainly feels a little blasphemous - and the telling off I got from the loudest teacher in the school was probably a taste of things to come for my indifference towards his R.E lessons.
We were asked to write what we thought suitable punishments for various crimes should be, burglarly, murder etc etc - and a friend and I thought it'd be really funny to treat it as a joke (and I still to this day think religion is a joke) - and put answers like
'Send them to the moon', 'Make them eat fifty ice lollies', 'superglue their fingers together' etc...and it was really funny, when we were in lesson giggling to ourselves about it.
It wasn't so funny the next week after he'd marked our exercise books and took us into the corridor for a good shouting at, everyone in the class heard and there was a deathly silence when we came back in the room... He threatened to send a letter home to my Mum, so I told her about it first - she just laughed.

On the plus side, we weren't allowed in his lessons again. Excellent.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 8:03, closed)

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