In my last job
My chairman was the most IT illiterate person I had ever met. Bearing in mind this is a 68 year old, very shouty greek bloke (named Spiros) with a temper as long as his (probably) tiny cock. I suffered questions such as:

WHAT ARE ALL THESE PICTURES ON THE TV?
(translation: Desktop icons. What are they? Why do I have them? Why does X down the corridor have more than me? I want more of them. People seem to have a lot and I have only got 7).

WHY ARE ALL THE PICTURES ON THE TV GETTING SMALLER?
(trans: The gas arm holding his 28" TFT was slowly moving away from his seated position. It really was a distance/perspective issue)

MAKE THIS WORK! (handing me a DVD titled Asian Fuckholes Vol7)

MY PHONE DOES NOT WORK (he called me to tell me this)

WHEN I AM AT HOME I CANNOT GET MY EMAIL
(trans: I left my laptop in the office)

Etc.
( I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 13:15, 3 replies)

Like this
nice one
(Jelly God, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 13:27, closed)

This bothers me so much.
He sounds so frustratingly stupid.

I hope you killed him.
(Dog Bum Cute, wiggly, has scary anal glands, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 15:54, closed)

Asian fuckholes
are often incompatible with Greek cocks. Best thing is to get an adaptor. Basically you have anal sex with an American, who masturbates to the DVD.
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 17:55, closed)