Literally anything like comics, toys or indeed anything vaguely sci-fi
I have shelves and shelves of Transformers, Star Trek, Star Wars and Warhammer 40K stuff. Books, comics, toys, models, uniforms...you name it, I've probably picked it up at a car boot sale and stashed it away somewhere.

It does come in handy, as I've been prop master or producer on quite a number of short films now, and - growing out of that - our geek-porn site is just going from strength to strength.

The missus came home from work the other week with four medieval-style leather jerkins and a couple of Norman helmets. No idea what I'll use them for as yet*, but they've been added to the archive.

* apart from, obviously, wearing around the house while carrying a sword and pretending I'm in Game of Thrones or something
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 3 May 2012, 14:51, 21 replies)

All your 2000ads and pokemon won't bring your old man back home

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 3 May 2012, 15:00, closed)

You say that like it's a bad thing or that you talking about my dad somehow bothers me
What I find truly tragic though, is that here, ThunderCuntTheMagnificent and Battered seem to think that you're somehow worthy of emulation - like they'll ever manage to be half the autistic shitcunt spastic that you are. That takes years of dedication, and brain damage.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 3 May 2012, 15:05, closed)

You don't seem bothered at all Emvee, what with your linking, name calling and emboldening of your adversaries names
Rejection hurts, no matter how much of a narcissist the rejector is. It feels personal, and it hurts on a visceral level even though you can rationalize it intellectually. I think you're already on the right path to overcoming it by recognizing it, have you thought of a reunion with him on Jeremy Kyle ? You can impress him with your medieval costumes and star trek toys, thereby showing him that you've totally moved on from the childhood stage of your life and have embraced your responsibilities as an adult.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 3 May 2012, 15:21, closed)

Hahaha, what, "adversaries"?
Oh please, I just think it's desperately sad that they want to be as much of a witless troll as you are, but clearly had trouble thinking up their own mindless abuse. Perhaps you could give them lessons in sniffing glue or something.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 3 May 2012, 15:44, closed)

Alright you aint upset, I totally get that
People are asking about your old man and all you can do is throw it back in their face man. You might be an emotional automaton after years of being brought up in care, but the rest of us have feelings.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:01, closed)

No you don't, you're the most perfect example of internet autism I think I've ever encountered
Years from now when technarchaeologists are writing the history of the web, they'll probably raise you up as the "type specimen" of a mentally disabled troll
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:21, closed)

I think if we b4sh we could sort our differences out
I promise not to mention your irrational hatred for your dad, 2000ad autism, or you being a middled aged bedsit kevin once.

www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/24339
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:47, closed)

Hahahahaha
That sounds awesome, see you there
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 3 May 2012, 17:03, closed)

Rory
Prefers the term emotionally and socially subnormal himself
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Fri 4 May 2012, 14:29, closed)

Nobody could ever emulate Rory, he's a one off. Whereas you seem to be a sad emo trying to compensate for your Daddy issues by collecting a load of crap to fill an emotional void.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 3 May 2012, 17:00, closed)

Sorry, who the fuck are you again?

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 3 May 2012, 17:02, closed)

Make him flounce again ;)
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I am back following a nine month break which started when I flounced. I am 38, married and have a daughter. Woo. Yay. etc.
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Thu 3 May 2012, 17:05, closed)

I'm sticking around. Sorry to disappoint.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 3 May 2012, 17:09, closed)

I, for one, would be massively disappointed if you fucked off again

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 3 May 2012, 17:11, closed)

I thought you might be.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 3 May 2012, 17:12, closed)

I
Was just joking. Can't beat an internet flounce though.
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Fri 4 May 2012, 9:20, closed)

Why would he need a father?
He's got DREDD to look up to.
Silly Rory.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 3 May 2012, 19:49, closed)

Fuck me, another one
You know, if you smash your head against the wall hard enough, you too could be as cripplingly retarded as Rory

Alternatively, you could just ape his every witless comment and become another cretinous troll-wannabe

Carry on
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 4 May 2012, 14:08, closed)

*Slow handclap*
I was white-knighting you, you stupid Games workshop spod.
Guess you're too much of a flailing shitcunt crybaby mong autism to even realise that.
Well done you complete fuckwitted moron.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 6 May 2012, 7:21, closed)

I dunno
Talking about my dad and science fiction doesn't necessarily strike me as a shining example of white-knightery - if anything it's kind of indistinguishable from the witless trolling. If that wasn't your intention then I apologise, but I've had a week of copy-lyons on here and I'm finding it about as amusing as bowel cancer.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sun 6 May 2012, 10:17, closed)

Awww /talk are MEAN.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 6 May 2012, 14:37, closed)