un intentional hoarding
Shortly before I moved out of my mum and dads house a few years back, my mum decided to do a 'clean' by which i mean she goes through each room in the house and turns it upside down.

I had moved back to my mum and dads for aboa few months previous, and had been out trying to sort out my mortgage.

I walked through the door and instantly noticed an atmosphere. My dad called me into the living room, with a look of disgust on his face.

"go up stairs, and sort that mess out, we found it under your bed" was all he said. I was confused, I didnt own any porn (except that on my laptop) so with a smirk on my face, I headed upstairs. There on the bed was a asda bag. Budgling and tightly tied at the top. what ever was in it, was just small enough in volume to fit in it.

It was very light, and soft.

I opened it up. straight away i knew what it was, and was slightly surprised all of it was mine.

Inside was several hundred pieces of stiff stuck together tissues.

I was seriously surprised, I had normally flushed away the evidence, but the odd one or two i would stuff under my bed to flush away the next day, perhaps i had done this more than my memory was telling me i had.
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Fri 4 May 2012, 13:25, 6 replies)

haha!
At least it wasn't a shoe box.
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Fri 4 May 2012, 13:31, closed)

Didn't own any porn that wasn't on a laptop?
You kids make me sick.
To be honest, though, I'm just upset that it's taken me to the age I am to realise that wanking in the shower eliminates any potential mess. Then again, I suppose you need a fairly extensive wank bank to make a closed-eye worthwhile.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 4 May 2012, 15:11, closed)

well, i say that
but there was always a Kays catalog hanging around...
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Fri 4 May 2012, 15:41, closed)

Yeah
It's a great solution, plus nothing to explain to a Mrs. that thinks shivving one out is somehow cheating.
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Fri 4 May 2012, 15:58, closed)

The shower is okay for a quickie
but if you really want to spend a little serious time with yourself nothing beats a warm bed and couple of oversized spunk targets.
(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Sun 6 May 2012, 23:53, closed)

The atmosphere.
It's horrible isn't it?

When I was a teenager my parents picked me up from somewhere (I forget where) and the atmosphere in the car hit me instantly. My mum had found my porn and my beer stash when cleaning (snooping) in my room. They didn't say anything until we got home so I had a good 20 mins of trying to work out what it was they were pissed off about whilst trying to create a more jovial atmosphere.
( Evil Bastardo, Fri 4 May 2012, 16:40, closed)