Inspired by purplegod
TKMaxx is a pretty horrific place at the best of times. I mean, they have lots of lovely cheap clothes and all, but cheap designer clothes attract chavs like moths to a flame, and on a Saturday, chavs come with screaming chav children. But I do brave TKMaxx every time I'm out shopping, for one very good reason: occasionally they have bras in my size. I'm a 28F/30E, and as such bras that fit me tend to be A - few and far between, and B - bloody expensive. So anywhere that might have cut price bras designed for my skinny yet "fuller figured" physique is fair game, even if I do have to rugby tackle Burberry-clad morons to get at the lingerie section.

So anyway, a while ago I was in TKMaxx and amongst all of the annoyingly normal-sized bras was this enormous purple monstrosity. It was HUGE. I mean, I could quite comfortably get my head into one of the cups with plenty of room to spare. I was quite literally incapable of imagining the sheer size of the person who might fit into it. According to the label it was a jaw-dropping 48JJ. You've no idea just how big 48JJ is until you've actually seen it. But the horrific part?

It was padded.
(grandmasterfluffles Come to my Armageddon party on, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 18:40, Reply)