I have a late entry!
A friend Ollie hadn't been married very long. He was suffering from anal fissures and had applied a thick layer of cream to the area. Lying down on the sofa he said to his wife 'can you do me a massive favour and look at my arse it's stinging like mad'. She dutifully took a tentative look and said she couldn't see anything. 'please' he replied, 'I really think something's wrong i've never had pain like it'. So she peered in close and was greeted by a colossal fart that squirted African bum cream into her face. She later reported that she could see right into his anus 'at the red flesh inside his guts'.
( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 19:44, 7 replies)

"Anal fish"
has always amused me.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:10, closed)

hahahahhaahahahaahaaahahahhahahahahah

( Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:25, closed)

Goatse without the pic!!!!!
( Vambo, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:24, closed)

I skim read this..
...and thought I read "Lying down on the soda".

Might have been more interesting...
(SonoraAeroClub "OH SWEET HELEN OF BALLS!", Wed 22 Jun 2011, 23:20, closed)

African bum cream?

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 7:07, closed)

www.playgroundlaw.com/cgi-bin/browse.pl?sid=9
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 7:22, closed)

Wow, a hands-free Goatse

(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:16, closed)