Apparently I'm a sex offenderI was once paid £15 to count the amount of people visiting a hairdresser. I stood outside for 3 hours with a clicky counter in my pocket, pressing it every time a person entered. Suddenly there's a copper in front of me, I turn and there's another behind. "What are you up to sunshine?" "A rival hairdresser wants to count the competition" "Well, there's been a call from the shop owner that there's a ginger bloke standing outside fiddling with his cock." Have you ever done anything that made strangers think you were a pervert?
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rob, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:20)
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NicholasWhen I was a 15 year old in high school, I hated P.E and used to come up with excuses not to do it. One day I arrived late and knew I wouldnt be allowed into the changing rooms after they had been locked so thught I was really clever and would get to sit out. Instead, The P.E teacher said "just take your tights and jumper off, and do it in your shirt and skirt.
It was like an obstacle course that day, set up in the gym, and one of the bits was a bench at 45 degrees against a climbing frame, which you had to run up then hold onto the bar above and jump off, through the climbing frame. anyway as I did it, my skirt went up behind me and remembering I was wearing a thong, i quickly pulled my skirt back down, and carried on, no harm done.
Until I got to the changing rooms at the end, and one of the chaviest girls in the year announced loudly "eeew she doesnt wear any knickers!" Everyone of course believed her, and I was heckled about it for my remaining year in school. During which I earned the nickname Nicholas. (knickerless, quite clever for a chav)
(, Sun 20 Aug 2006, 15:02, Reply)
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