Apparently I'm a sex offenderI was once paid £15 to count the amount of people visiting a hairdresser. I stood outside for 3 hours with a clicky counter in my pocket, pressing it every time a person entered. Suddenly there's a copper in front of me, I turn and there's another behind. "What are you up to sunshine?" "A rival hairdresser wants to count the competition" "Well, there's been a call from the shop owner that there's a ginger bloke standing outside fiddling with his cock." Have you ever done anything that made strangers think you were a pervert?
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rob, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:20)
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This happened recently.I was playing a late-night game of Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 4 with a friend of mine. We decide to play a game of Horse, with the idea being that we have rounds to see who can get the most points, and the loser gets a letter, the evenutaul loser being the first one to spell out 'horse'. Of course, we decided to customize it to our own ends, changing the word 'horse' to 'paedophile', so that at the end of the game it would say 'Tony Hawk is a Peadophile!'.
I'm crap at the game, so naturally I was losing. I had two letters to go, and I was informing my friend that there was no need for flashy stunts, and he asked me why. I then uttered those immortal words;
"I'm very close to a paedophile."
We cried laughing.
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Lightguy hail satan, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:31,
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