Apparently I'm a sex offenderI was once paid £15 to count the amount of people visiting a hairdresser. I stood outside for 3 hours with a clicky counter in my pocket, pressing it every time a person entered. Suddenly there's a copper in front of me, I turn and there's another behind. "What are you up to sunshine?" "A rival hairdresser wants to count the competition" "Well, there's been a call from the shop owner that there's a ginger bloke standing outside fiddling with his cock." Have you ever done anything that made strangers think you were a pervert?
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rob, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:20)
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Roddage...I was once in a chemistry class and a mate of mine dared me to poke some girl on the ass with a glass stirring rod, and hardly ever turning down the dare off I went. And poke with a rod I did, as she was leaning over the table. Except I missed her ass, and stuck the rod rather far up her lady bits. She then promptly turned a bright shade of red.
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:03, Reply)
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