Apparently I'm a sex offenderI was once paid £15 to count the amount of people visiting a hairdresser. I stood outside for 3 hours with a clicky counter in my pocket, pressing it every time a person entered. Suddenly there's a copper in front of me, I turn and there's another behind. "What are you up to sunshine?" "A rival hairdresser wants to count the competition" "Well, there's been a call from the shop owner that there's a ginger bloke standing outside fiddling with his cock." Have you ever done anything that made strangers think you were a pervert?
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rob, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:20)
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French Paedo FieldtripI went to Calais on a school field trip when I was but 11. I have no idea why, quite possibly just to go on a hovercraft as there seemed to be no activities planned once we got there apart from wandering around unsupervised until we all meet up three hours later having hopefully not lost anyone.
Anyway, a group of about 4 of us wandered and wandered and wandered and at one point were in this park when we strolled towards one of the gates and saw this dictionary definition dodgy, kiddie-fiddling bloke standing there, fixing us with his gaze. He was dressed in a long brown tenchcoat, hat and probably crap moustache. One of us chortled that he was dodgy, so we changed course and aimed at another exit. Only for him to move around himself to head us off from that exit, all the time staring at us. More entertained than frightened, we then changed course again, and he did the same. Whilst it felt like half an hour, we probably escaped on the very next try when we basically bolted so he'd have had to run and chase us small boys to catch-up, and blow his well-groomed cover.
So, nothing happened, we retained our innocence and were able to go off and buy playing cards with pictures of hardcore bum action on them instead - lucky escape, eh?!
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 16:44, Reply)
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