Apparently I'm a sex offenderI was once paid £15 to count the amount of people visiting a hairdresser. I stood outside for 3 hours with a clicky counter in my pocket, pressing it every time a person entered. Suddenly there's a copper in front of me, I turn and there's another behind. "What are you up to sunshine?" "A rival hairdresser wants to count the competition" "Well, there's been a call from the shop owner that there's a ginger bloke standing outside fiddling with his cock." Have you ever done anything that made strangers think you were a pervert?
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rob, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:20)
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Not me, but a good friend . . .I have just this week returned from a surfing trip with my friends, during which we stayed on a campsite with seperate toilet and shower facilities. In the morning, these facilities became rather crowded and it's not uncommon to find yourself waiting for a toilet cubicle.
Anyway, one of my friends was waiting for the use of the afore mentioned cubicles, when he heard the sound of a young boy shouting from the cubicles: "Stop it! Daddy said you weren't allowed to touch me! Stop touching me!" Which was bad enough, but immediately the deep voice of a man responded slowly: "Calm Down."
It would later turn out to be that a father was looking after his two boys on the toilet and one was teasing the other, but my friend returned to the tent still laughing . . .
(, Wed 23 Aug 2006, 21:15, Reply)
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