Apparently I'm a sex offenderI was once paid £15 to count the amount of people visiting a hairdresser. I stood outside for 3 hours with a clicky counter in my pocket, pressing it every time a person entered. Suddenly there's a copper in front of me, I turn and there's another behind. "What are you up to sunshine?" "A rival hairdresser wants to count the competition" "Well, there's been a call from the shop owner that there's a ginger bloke standing outside fiddling with his cock." Have you ever done anything that made strangers think you were a pervert?
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rob, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:20)
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Saved by a T shirtWent to see Dio at Birmingham Academy last year. Whilst waiting for my mate outside after the gig I was eyeing up the ladies to occupy myself. So there's this couple come out, about mid40's, hes a typical rocker of that age, few tatt's, shaved head, looks a bit hard etc and his missus has an enormous rack struggling to escape the confines of a flimsy top. So I cop an eyeful (rude not to) and all of a sudden the bloke lunges at me and shouts something - for a second I think "Shit he's clocked eyeing up his bird and is gonna kill me" - whereupon I realise he was shouting "Dragonforce !" ( a band) and was pointing at my Dragonforce T shirt !
Phew.
(, Wed 23 Aug 2006, 23:39, Reply)
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