Apparently I'm a sex offender
I was once paid £15 to count the amount of people visiting a hairdresser. I stood outside for 3 hours with a clicky counter in my pocket, pressing it every time a person entered. Suddenly there's a copper in front of me, I turn and there's another behind. "What are you up to sunshine?" "A rival hairdresser wants to count the competition" "Well, there's been a call from the shop owner that there's a ginger bloke standing outside fiddling with his cock." Have you ever done anything that made strangers think you were a pervert?
( , Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:20)
I was once paid £15 to count the amount of people visiting a hairdresser. I stood outside for 3 hours with a clicky counter in my pocket, pressing it every time a person entered. Suddenly there's a copper in front of me, I turn and there's another behind. "What are you up to sunshine?" "A rival hairdresser wants to count the competition" "Well, there's been a call from the shop owner that there's a ginger bloke standing outside fiddling with his cock." Have you ever done anything that made strangers think you were a pervert?
( , Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:20)
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Daddylover
Er, that would make you 43 now, and you're tagline is "You only hate me 'cos I f**cked your grandad!" which somehow doesn't quite add up.
Why would a 43 year old sign on as Daddylover with that kind of tagline?
GAy you may be, but something 'aint right mate.
Sorry!
( , Thu 24 Aug 2006, 9:40, Reply)
Er, that would make you 43 now, and you're tagline is "You only hate me 'cos I f**cked your grandad!" which somehow doesn't quite add up.
Why would a 43 year old sign on as Daddylover with that kind of tagline?
GAy you may be, but something 'aint right mate.
Sorry!
( , Thu 24 Aug 2006, 9:40, Reply)
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