Apparently I'm a sex offender
I was once paid £15 to count the amount of people visiting a hairdresser. I stood outside for 3 hours with a clicky counter in my pocket, pressing it every time a person entered. Suddenly there's a copper in front of me, I turn and there's another behind. "What are you up to sunshine?" "A rival hairdresser wants to count the competition" "Well, there's been a call from the shop owner that there's a ginger bloke standing outside fiddling with his cock." Have you ever done anything that made strangers think you were a pervert?
( , Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:20)
I was once paid £15 to count the amount of people visiting a hairdresser. I stood outside for 3 hours with a clicky counter in my pocket, pressing it every time a person entered. Suddenly there's a copper in front of me, I turn and there's another behind. "What are you up to sunshine?" "A rival hairdresser wants to count the competition" "Well, there's been a call from the shop owner that there's a ginger bloke standing outside fiddling with his cock." Have you ever done anything that made strangers think you were a pervert?
( , Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:20)
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Gay Paedo ?
Not me but a mate. A bunch of lads went down the pub after work and were discussing music. One piped up "I'd do that blonde one out of Hanson" - cue the sound of jaws hitting the floor, then laughter as it was gently pointed out that they were all, in fact, boys ! (it was a genuine mistake apparently)
( , Thu 24 Aug 2006, 13:00, Reply)
Not me but a mate. A bunch of lads went down the pub after work and were discussing music. One piped up "I'd do that blonde one out of Hanson" - cue the sound of jaws hitting the floor, then laughter as it was gently pointed out that they were all, in fact, boys ! (it was a genuine mistake apparently)
( , Thu 24 Aug 2006, 13:00, Reply)
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