Pure IgnoranceWhat astonishingly stupid stuff have you overheard people saying? Tell us, and tell the world.
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chthonic, Thu 6 Jan 2005, 22:51)
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So there we all are sitting aroundmy grandparents' table having lasagne - the olds, the parents, my sisters, me. There's been a silence for a few minutes, before my grandmother suddenly sits up straight, brow slightly furrowed, and hits us with a pure gem:
"You know, if this didn't have any meat in it, it'd be a vegetarian meal."
By the time we'd stopped laughing, it had gone cold.
Me and a mate came back from a night on the lash, where my flatmates (one girlfriend at the time, one blonde girl) decided to rip the piss by saying they'd bought a chicken (don't ask) and subsequently lost it.
Carlos, a million beers inside him, says, "Is it a boy chicken? It might have gone to watch the football."
Baldy nutter.
(, Tue 11 Jan 2005, 9:47, closed)
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