Working as a Carnie
We were placing the steps for the waltzer in place, they are sheet metal steps with Iron Bar edges and support and took 2 guys quite a bit of effort to lift and move

this guy is sitting on ones like it

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Boss: SBBH watch your fingers,
Me: Aye I know.
Boss: No seriously watch where your fingers are.
Me: I know, I got this.
Boss: No seriously these are heavy.
Me: Aye ffs come on
Boss: 1, 2, 3 drop
Me: MY FINGERS MY FUCKING FINGERS, AH FUCK, JESUS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Boss: Told you
(Samantha Bricks Better half done a poo on, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 8:00, Reply)