Ignoring InstructionsWhen I was small, a friend of mine waved a big plastic bottle at me and asked me if I "wanted some drinking yoghurt?" I pointed out the "do not drink" label, but no, he was convinced this was a big jug of a particularly strange, liquid yoghurt that was briefly popular in the 70s.
He was sick for hours, after consuming a suprisingly large quantity of washing liquid.
What instructions have you ignored?
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chthonic, Thu 4 May 2006, 11:24)
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FuckwitWhen having my eyebrows shaped 5 days before my wedding:
"Now, I've just applied the wax. Whatever you do, DON'T open your eyes"
God love her, the beautician managed to individually pick each of my eyelashes out of the cooling wax, resisting the urge to stab me in the eyeballs with her tweezers. For two weeks after, if I opened my eyes too wide they glued open. Which looked lovely in the photos.
Luckily I got married in Las Vegas so at least everyone else there was fatter than me.
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weebear1974 discovering the joy of cat rape since, Thu 4 May 2006, 16:16,
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