Ignoring InstructionsWhen I was small, a friend of mine waved a big plastic bottle at me and asked me if I "wanted some drinking yoghurt?" I pointed out the "do not drink" label, but no, he was convinced this was a big jug of a particularly strange, liquid yoghurt that was briefly popular in the 70s.
He was sick for hours, after consuming a suprisingly large quantity of washing liquid.
What instructions have you ignored?
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chthonic, Thu 4 May 2006, 11:24)
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Just ignored my own instructionsWhen smoking, do not fiddle with the lighter you have in your pocket. Specifically, do not roll the rolly bit so that you end up actually lighting the lighter in your pocket. Either pocket or hand will suffer.
I am slightly charred.
Edit - but thankfully my trousers are fine. I can handle being at work with aren't-i-foolish injuries, but not, i think, with aren't-i-foolish-look-i-have-no-trousers-ness
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:53, closed)
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