I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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HB anal penetrationDuring a geography lesson on town planning, the teacher gestured out of the window to the neighbouring council estate as an example. We all stood up to look.
The boy sitting next to me thought it would be very funny to hold his pencil point upwards for me to sit down on, which I did. The blunt graphite point pierced my trousers and undergarments and plunged about two centimetres up my rectum, glancing slightly off my outraged anus before I recoiled. The pain (and surprise) was shocking.
I paled and began to sweat manically, so much so that the teacher asked me if I was OK. Of course, I didn't admit to being violated by a pencil in from of my classmates. Instead, I sat shaking as blood seeped into my pants.
I later saw my classmate sniffing his pencil.
(, Fri 14 Jul 2006, 14:04, Reply)
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