I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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I bruised by arse for a month.I was walking down the road when I saw some friends of mine, at the same time I saw another set of friends of mine and I ran backwards while talking to them - trying to catch up with my other friends. Banging into a set of stairs and doing a 360 degree flip over them and landing on my arse. My left buttcheek for a whole month was just a bruise, God that hurt.
(, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:21, closed)
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