I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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Old man of the forestA patient of mine's husband went for a vasectomy but due to natural reluctance on part of said tickle to be clipped, some damage was done. This resulted in such swelling that the whole area resembled an Orangutan's face. The nurses drained a yoghurt pot full of puss (why a yoghurt pot I'm not sure - NHS cuts or something). Chipper in the face of adversity, he said he had to laugh, as it was the only time anyone had ever whipped off his pants and exclaimed 'Oh. My. God.'
(, Wed 19 Jul 2006, 13:20, Reply)
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