I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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run run chafe chafeit's been pretty hot recently. so i am going to blame my recent stupidity on the weather....
after enjoying a family bike ride which lasted all day, i decided that i'd like to fit a run in at the end of the day. for some reason, i didn't bother to change out of my cut off pants into a nice pair of running shorts.
so off i went - plod plod run run (chafe chafe) for 5k.
drank a litre of water after 2.5k and decided a really should get back.
run run plod plod (chafe chafe)
got home, much the sweatier and whipped of the troos to find that the pants had worn away the skin in a nearly complete circle around my body running right through my pubes. no real blood, just no real skin either. so. here i am three days later in agony every time i get undressed as my body tries to grow into the band of my boxers. loverly matt of scab and hair and now bits of fluff.
sting!
lh
(, Wed 19 Jul 2006, 14:45, Reply)
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