I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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Ahh, the pain..Was out one night with the missus, and we were slightly lashed, and most certainly hornier than a bag of rhinos.
Thus, we walk/break into a park and do it on the picnic table. She is more than vigorous, and a good time is had by all.
Upon arriving home, the dull ache that I had put off as a damn fine shag had slowly turned into the feeling of several exploding suns.
Upstairs I went, and took my trousers down.
Having not taken them down or off during sex, and just poked my cock through the zip, my missus had successfully sawed into my cock with the teeth on the zip, and butchered a good inch round the base. You could actually see the pattern of the zip, and each individual tooth where it had rubbed through and removed all of the skin.
Suffice it to say, as it healed, not only could I not have sex for most of a month, but the missus found great delight in my screams of agony at any fast groin movement or arousal, which she didn't help by acting sexy all the time.
Apologies for slightly scarred length and girth, but you dont notice it anymore unless you look really closely..
(, Wed 19 Jul 2006, 17:30, Reply)
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