I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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Not me eitherBut too clenchingly horrific not to share - I'm surprised they haven't been mentioned yet.
Google "Rectal impalement by pirate ship: A case report". Yum.
It gets better.
If you look up that paper one of the references is to someone who shoved a live eel up his back passage (to cure constipation, he said. Well, the thought of it's cured mine...). It tried to chew its way out. Google "Traumatic rectal perforation by an eel". If you must. If you're very very er lucky you might even find photos....
(, Wed 19 Jul 2006, 19:54, Reply)
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