I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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Clumsy gardeningIn addition to shaving/waxing etc I also like to keep the remaining hair on my privates nice and trim. To do this I used to (unwisely) use a small pair of scissors. On the last occasion of doing this I misjudged slightly and cut a little triangle into my clitoris.
It didn't hurt too much really, although there was large amount of nausia and wobbly-leggedness involved immediately afterwards at the thought of what I'd just done. Didn't bleed much either, but I was rather tender and bruised for a few days! Any pressure at all felt like needles in my most treasured area, which made pretty much any perambulatory movement at all somewhat challenging. I'd been "tidying up" down there in readiness for a weekend away with Mr Pance, who to this day still forbids me to talk about it in his presence as it makes him all queasy. Needless to say, there wasn't much action that weekend.
I now use one of them fancy electronic clipper jobbies for ladies.
(, Wed 19 Jul 2006, 22:17, Reply)
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