facial hair for all.
i think men without facial hair should more properly be classified as women. i do wonder, though, what the world would look like if everything and everyone had beards, moustaches, goatees and the like. babies... fresh fruit... automobiles....
( postbear gåve mister potåto heåd, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 9:21, Reply)

Everyday Objects Reimagined
This links to project about re-purposing everyday objects in imaginative ways. I reckon the board can well out-do these real-world efforts with the benefit of teh 'Shop and teh hummus.

( collapsibletank ...is in, Sun 22 Oct 2006, 19:45, Reply)

A world full of Chicken-Pot-Pies...
Chickenpot-Chickenpot-Chickenpotpie.com
My friend just bought this domain name. So far we have been finding weird videos to slap on it.

Right now he is looking for more submissions, and weird pics/grapics involving ChickenPotPies. Here is an example of a vision another friend had:

CC says.. "I see this big golden chicken pot pie.. with chickens worshipping it.. but they look like kids (sort of) and they are all sitting there doing the "ommmm" thing.. (chanting) and underneath, you have the tablet of the 10 commandments, but instead of the commandments, you have 10 ways to cook a chicken pot pie right, cause if you don't, the gods that make the chicken pot pies... they are going to be pissed off..and instead of chicken pot pies for dinner.. everybody has to eat seaweed." ( that would just suck!).

(anyone want to make a video/graphics to bring this vision to life?)

Image Challenge??
Are any of my fellow B3tar'ds willing to help us realize this vision? (or something similair or not at all like that). It would be wonderful to have a page full of chicken potpies in all sorts of antics~_*
( freyamoon Submit!, Sun 22 Oct 2006, 14:54, Reply)

(Spit) Roasted in the Dragon's Den
What product or service would get you kicked out of the Dragon's Den tv show the quickest?
(five5v, Sun 22 Oct 2006, 3:42, Reply)

Animal Capitalists
... if snakes ran shops, if mice ran mines, bats ran bars and if kittens sold mittens ... i think that is all
( sutton today's military operation is, Sun 22 Oct 2006, 0:58, Reply)

*Chocolate fireguard challenge
Design completely useless items.
(Think grot off of Reggie Perrin.)
( monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 14:31, Reply)

If video games were real
Such as we'd all have health bars above our heads, we'd all have multiple lives, etc.


No doubt bindun
(ZOMFG! LOLLER ROFLCOPTOR LMAO etc, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 13:53, Reply)

making NSFW - SFW
like someone did the other day with turning a porn picture into lara croft
( Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 17:53, Reply)

Hippos
Hippos. Lots of them. In many poses. It's an old school b3ta thing, and I'm mildly obsessed, but in terms of facial expressions they cannot be topped. Shop a hippo and let us see the results.
( Milkman Dan, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 0:19, Reply)

im in ur image challengez
Nobody likes to get "pwned by n00bz," so show us whose base ur (or someone like ur) most likely to be found killin d00dz in. (Points for originality, so don't do any of these.)
(johnseeking, Tue 17 Oct 2006, 22:19, Reply)

Bindun?
What would B3ta look like in other countries?

(cue loads of fat seppo/veiled muslim woman gags)
(The Moai, Mon 16 Oct 2006, 14:18, Reply)

If cartoons moments were true
Wile E Coyote took a a multiple amount of damge on screen. He was regularly beaten with anvils, boulders, cannonballs and other death-defying objects but came bouncing back for more.

How would these moments affect our everyday lives?
( Jeccy Free Wii obtained, see profile :D, Mon 16 Oct 2006, 9:31, Reply)

Cold light of truth
Reverse photoshop your favorite celebrity, removing the airbrushing, make up and lighting, wigs, botox and plastic surgery to show them as they really are
(Ijustlurkhere, Mon 16 Oct 2006, 9:07, Reply)

If God was a Geordie.
What a fucking mess...
(aretha, Sat 14 Oct 2006, 16:50, Reply)

Spoonerisms
Just spoonerisms.
As cringeworthy to guess at as most punnage on b3ta already...
If you don't know....
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spoonerism
( Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Thu 12 Oct 2006, 14:52, Reply)

She's a SheWee Lover
Call me a perv but the SheWee idea on Dragon's Den has amused me no end since it aired. (FYI this is a device (well, a plastic spout really) that makes ladies 'go like blokes'). Imagine this took off - how would they advertise it??
(Euan_Kerr, Wed 11 Oct 2006, 15:08, Reply)

21st century Pub Names / Signs
Imagine there's no more Dogs, Bulls, Crowns, Kings, Queens, Oaks & Heads. Instead pub names and signs are routed firmly in our shitty modern world.
(jim_eureka, Wed 11 Oct 2006, 12:49, Reply)

Proverbs and sayings and old wives tales
bring them up to date.
Show why they exist.
Show how they work (or don't)
or simply literalise them as an image.
and remeber kids, mixing metaphores is the thin end of the slippery slope, and therefore perfectly acceptable


( Griffy Savalas is abhored by vacuums, Wed 11 Oct 2006, 9:57, Reply)

James Blunt? He's a
chap with a surname that rhymes with something else. Surely everyone has a band or musician they dislike? What should their next release be called and what might the cover look like?
(r3no won't be in the next newsletter, Tue 10 Oct 2006, 19:33, Reply)

Different smells!

(no friends Tasting your cake., Tue 10 Oct 2006, 10:50, Reply)

November 18th is National Blowjob Day (no, really)
What is the next invented day to line greetings card manufacturers pockets?
(Edit - And then I saw b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post62621/)
( Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:38, Reply)

Royal Family Photo OOPS !

(exterest trial, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 8:01, Reply)

What's North Korea really like?
Nobody really knows exactly what they do over there, except make nuclear weapons and train their army. What do those crazy bastards really get up to?
( Jeccy Free Wii obtained, see profile :D, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 7:32, Reply)

insane cigarette box covers/ logos
anything that can fit into a cigarette box that is! (have to show cigs in box)
(atomic particles of reality exploded., Mon 9 Oct 2006, 4:53, Reply)

Repost
all your old crap
( the RAND corporation, Sat 7 Oct 2006, 23:34, Reply)

Genetic engineering
keeps diabetics alive - but can you do anything else useful with it?
( finnbar The king of the potato people won't let me, Sat 7 Oct 2006, 12:58, Reply)

Alternative Evolution (or intelligent re-design if you prefer)
How could evolution/ID have been so very different and made us into something else entirely? Would we have willies on our foreheads? Boobs where our toes should be? Would we have the ability to levitate while riding unicycles? Could we projectile poop? Could we have extra buttocks for that extra comfy sit?

PS - thanks to Archie for suggesting I make this a compo idea.
( Damocles wants to poke you with his big sword, Sat 7 Oct 2006, 12:48, Reply)

New Theme Park Rides
Roller Coasters and Dogems are old hat now, what rides will there be in the theme parks of the future?
( Squiggy New Web Site Online! www.pc-stuff.co.uk, Fri 6 Oct 2006, 12:42, Reply)

Taken Literally
If phrases were taken literally...
"born with a silver spoon in my mouth"
"went out with an old flame"

as it happens... it may not have that much steam.. OH WAIT... THERE's ANOTHER ONE FNAR!
( hubare wants to organise a bitterbash :(, Fri 6 Oct 2006, 12:40, Reply)

Silly things to do
An old Monty Python idea but I'm sure you lot can come up with a few new ones.

My favourite is an old Steven Wright joke: Phone a bookshop, and when they ask "Can I help you?", say "No thanks, I'm just browsing".
(Che Grimsdale is now officially a Wise Old B3tard, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 13:03, Reply)