'The last thing they ever saw'
Amusing moment-of-death images and animations
( chenobble bogling to Aswad, Thu 9 Nov 2006, 10:11, Reply)

Where are they now?
We all know about Geoffery from Rainbow and how he now runs a mobile chippy or something.

Take some stars from yesteryear and show us what they are doing with themselves now!
(Phoenixx73 I Reject your reality and substitute my own., Thu 9 Nov 2006, 2:40, Reply)

If animals could talk.
Says it all really.
( Black Moon http://www.b3ta.com/links/147899, Wed 8 Nov 2006, 21:01, Reply)

This is an appeal from BBC Newsnight following the US Elections
US POLITICS CORNER

Now we don't have attack ads in Britain, but if we did, what would they
look like? send us your ideas...
More info at
www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/newsnight/2006/11/its_a_menagerie_out_there.html
(sputnik1, Wed 8 Nov 2006, 18:40, Reply)

Snakes On A....
The title says it all really.

What could snakes be on?
(beetlejuice You know you're alright with Beetleman..., Wed 8 Nov 2006, 18:29, Reply)

A Sequel Too Far
Imagine a world where original ideas for films are a thing of the past and all that's left are poorly made remakes and sequels.

What would those sequels be.....?

(EG Star Wars:A New Pope)
(beetlejuice You know you're alright with Beetleman..., Wed 8 Nov 2006, 18:29, Reply)

Just imagine...
...if large multinational corporations tried to start viral marketing campaigns to sell their shite products and it all back-fired on them!

I can't _imagine_ what might happen...
(phineas, Wed 8 Nov 2006, 16:37, Reply)

Undead Celebs.
Zombify those well known faces. Probably been done before but i am a newbee.
(Ewan Oozami, Wed 8 Nov 2006, 12:03, Reply)

The Smallest Book in the World
(The book of Italian war heroes) and (How to keep chickens as pets by Bernard Mathews) are 2 good examples.
(Ewan Oozami, Wed 8 Nov 2006, 11:59, Reply)

b3ta film festival!
sure, all our seasoned b3tans have honed their 250kb, 30-second-animation-making abilities... so how about a contest where we're challenged to do something more grandiose?

Of course most of the more illustrious b3tans do that anyway, but it would still be interesting to see what we come up with when given a set of constrictions... an predetermined topic or theme, a duration of # to # minutes, even include a mandatory image/sound effect that must be incorporated somehow.

Instead of a run-of-the-mill image challenge this could be a significantly big deal for the site, and of course the best entries would be put up for all to see... awards for best flash entry, best live action entry, best macguyver entry (making something excellent with shit software), etc.

The particulars are up to you, but this would definitely be the war horn for the veteran b3tans to flex their muscles and show what they're made of.
( Agent Muu http://www.b3ta.com/links/187129, Wed 8 Nov 2006, 4:16, Reply)

I challenge
George Carlin Christmas cards...
(kalahara, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 22:00, Reply)

Any Computer or Xbox games
Like games that promote terrorism bla bla bla so example like SexVilla on Xbox or Mission Impossible with Jim Carey
(jonoh248, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 14:31, Reply)

Redesign the front page layout
Show us the sort of thing you'd like to see on the front page or how you'd like it laid out to look better, be more efficient, more user friendly etc.

The winner gets a free somethingoranother.
( Afinkawan is trying to write some comedy for Greenbelt, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 12:38, Reply)

Islamic Hollywood
The possibilities are endless.
(Ewan Oozami, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 11:12, Reply)

Things Seann William Scott would do for less than a tenner.
Anything, then. Just as long as it humiliates the goon.
(PsychoApeMan Riding a white pig to the edge of Lapland, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 1:11, Reply)

Based on their names, what b3tans look like,
not what they actually look like, like.
( Smallbrainfield non beardy., Mon 6 Nov 2006, 16:14, Reply)

Daily Mail
What the fuck is it with the Daily fucking Mail and the twunts who read it? Seriously?

Shop an image that epitomises the backwards, ludicrous world view of these bigotted, detestable shits.
(PsychoApeMan Riding a white pig to the edge of Lapland, Sun 5 Nov 2006, 22:36, Reply)

Pimp My Ad
I think we should have a pimp my ad image challenge. The aim should be to create a funny or cool looking advert using a original one for example this well known one.....

Becomes.....

(Or Something Similar)
(simon2710, Sat 4 Nov 2006, 15:19, Reply)

Picture Challenge - idea
I get huge amounts of SPAM and i am sure you all do too...

All a bad thing except today i started to read some of the mad additional words in the messages and the following popped out

"Thier crazy bouncing is fire ninjas"

Perfect thought I... though I may possibly be the worst image creator on earth... Someone create am image for this please... then take other phrases from spam and do the same...

actually probably a bad idea as we'd end reading the damn spam.
(dkintheuk, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 12:28, Reply)

What if your Nan ran the country?
Or another country?
Illustrate the consequences.
(monkdagola words delude me, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 17:06, Reply)

chocolate
things made of chocolate/chocolate puns/racism
( mictoboy got uke? http://ukulele.mictoboy.co.uk, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 16:15, Reply)

celebrity sex change

( mictoboy got uke? http://ukulele.mictoboy.co.uk, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 16:14, Reply)

skinny celebs
photoshop celebs to look skinny
( mictoboy got uke? http://ukulele.mictoboy.co.uk, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 16:14, Reply)

ANYTHING
that will take longer then 30 seconds to create and that people will be able to find originallity from!
( Sir T. Skellington www.AsparagusNow.com, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 16:12, Reply)

photoshop something
funny and original and take more than 30 seconds to make it look half decent
( Wasp Box is skinny, scared and off his game, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 12:42, Reply)

Your ultimate fantasy.
Mine is being in the same room with Lee Merriwehter and Julie Newmar, and then having lunch with Charlie and Don after the "festivities".
(doctor dyslexia. tedian no. 2325321, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 7:50, Reply)

If humans could fly.
Says it all really.
( Peter Beater Pound Shop, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:43, Reply)

NO.
What would happen if you said NO to everything?
( Paster of Muppets Join the 39,000 club!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:19, Reply)

Signature Editions
50 cent's range of pumps are bloody amazing, but let down by the fact that they don't have a navigation system which makes you walk to your nearest ho when you wear them.

With that in mind, which celebrities should put their names to which goods, and how would they be customised to get that 'signature edition' feel?
( monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:26, Reply)

Inspired by the below posts (pfft)
what if n00bs/spammers ran the world?
what would the world be like? would we see FAQs at supermarket Ques? Banner ads on the way to work? Pop-ups causing crashes on the freeway?
( Willwillwritehiswill Was called a spoony bard, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 21:04, Reply)