Tragedy + Time = Comedy
how about pictorially representing all the sick jokes of days gone by.

Herald of Free Enterprise
Piper Alpha
Hindenburg

but not 9-11 - bindun too recently
( Griffy Savalas is abhored by vacuums, Fri 11 May 2007, 18:17, Reply)

bono-vison
show the world form Bono's point of veiw
(willenium :slightly worried that his best qotw was voyeurism, Fri 11 May 2007, 18:11, Reply)

Compo: Evildoers Myspace
Bindun? Evildoers myspace, anyone from Harold Shipman to Darth Vader, if these people had a myspace/face book etc. What would it look like, who would their friends be, what music would they have?
(Manontheedge Are you MANontheEDGE-ing Ok?, Thu 10 May 2007, 15:30, Reply)

In Soviet Russia...
picture photoshop YOU!!!

So what would it look like we *did* live in Soviet Russia...
(The Mysterious X, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:54, Reply)

Magazines and Newspapers
Shop your favourite(or least favourite!) magazines and newspapers.

This doesn't have to be restricted to front-pages, be creative!
(RhodriM scole dum, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:50, Reply)

What if you had to advertise your penis to women?
They say a man's car is an extension of his penis, but what if you had to advertise your penis to women like a car?

Now if I could only think of a car that's average size, solidly built but with powerful thrust?
( brown-wings, Tue 8 May 2007, 9:19, Reply)

if b3ta was a film
what film would it be?
(Just Harry dramatic spastic fantastic, Sun 6 May 2007, 17:11, Reply)

Shop your favourite misheard lyric
Let's see what it would look like if you woke up in the morning sleeping for bread when a girl with colitis goes by.
(lolwhites, Sat 5 May 2007, 23:38, Reply)

Modern Fairytales for the Internet Generation
i.e. 'Run, run, as fast you can, you can't catch me - I'm the Juggernaut bitch'

or

'Puss in ur bootz, stealin ur socks'
( The Coast of Yemen This is a crisis. A large crisis. In fact ..., Sat 5 May 2007, 20:30, Reply)

If Quentin Tarantino did bible films...
Show us what would happen if the man behind Pulp Fiction and Kill Bill decided to reinvigourate everyone's favorite God(s)-related fairy tales. Extra points for animated goodness!
(PsychoticSock, Sat 5 May 2007, 11:49, Reply)

b3ta memes!
Bring sexy the meme's back!
shop fugative bear, the penguin, study girl, the quo, teh fear, blessed into a comedy situation, oh and the odd cdc but don't go overboard!
( SkUG why did the lion get lost? cos JUNGLE IS MASSIVE!, Thu 3 May 2007, 23:38, Reply)

Funny Porno Titles
I think that would be funny
( Calmius, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:27, Reply)

If carnivors and herbivors swapped roles
Men on foxes chasing flesh eating horses.

Lepoards eating salad...ARGH!!!
( Blobcat Previously known as Amazongirl, Wed 2 May 2007, 22:16, Reply)

Celebrity Hunting
So hunting is banned now? Imagine a bunch of blokes in red jackets with a pack of dogs chasing Jade Goody or Geri Halliwell over the countryside? Isn't life better now?
(badfox1, Wed 2 May 2007, 18:39, Reply)

Fuck Sony, THIS is living
Simple compo - shop pictures to show what living really is!
( Damocles wants to poke you with his big sword, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:33, Reply)

Photo love stories for the 21st Century
When I were a lad, girls magazines didn't have features like "position of the fortnight" or "How I beat AIDS and learned to love my cancer stricken pregnant father-in-law rapist while having a makeover".

Oh no, Jackie, Bunty et al featured photographs of the kind of dreamy romantic interludes between teens, that would have been a huge disappointment to Gary Glitter.

"Jenny met Luke at the school disco. mmmm he was so lovely, but why did he never look at me in class?"

Because he didn't like spitting out your eczema scabs after snogging you perhaps?

These magazines seem to have died out, so it's time we brought them into the 21st century.

This weeks compo should be updated photo love stories.
( Roland E O'Dorant has NEVER raped John Leslie, Tue 1 May 2007, 23:37, Reply)

What ex movie characters get up to
after the they've been made unemployed
(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Tue 1 May 2007, 16:15, Reply)

Image challenge
What has Tony Blair ever done for us?
(Steve_LF, Tue 1 May 2007, 15:45, Reply)

Image challenge eh?
Post an art. A traditional art, you know? With paints on paper/card/canvas?

Just for something different for a change.
( Che_Guevaras_Sponge Finally has enough money to get a stormtrooper!, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 20:10, Reply)

welllllll
well what about the worst animal fetish you can think of??
(Vampyrecat will drain your neck in approximately 7 days after, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 12:15, Reply)

What if every tv show was a scam?
blue peter, gmtv, richard and judy are all scamming their viewers. But what hidden lies and secrets are other tv shows hiding?
(Giggedy_Giggedy, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 20:55, Reply)

If everyone were superheroes, would car tax go down?
Can you make a superhero out of a historical figure?
For example, The amazing Schindler - with the power to exploit Jew's for manual labour!

What do you think? Try it out!
(creem all over your face, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 18:06, Reply)

An Adobe World
What would the world be like if photoshop applied to everyday life?
would cut and paste become illegal?
would there be warnings for Gaussian blur on the side of alcohol?
what filters would LSD correspond to?
( Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:51, Reply)

Reality TV shows
Weird ideas for reality TV shows
e.g celebrity shark attack
Help! im a mutant
DIY plastic surgery
and so on...
(snorri Snorri, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:42, Reply)

The Police,
The fuzz, the po-po, 5 0, the pigs, the coppers, the bobbies etc. They are the source of much ridicule and amusement. Or they will be if you make them the challenge.
Go on. You never listen to my ideas.
( Paedosmile service with a grin., Thu 26 Apr 2007, 22:43, Reply)

Probably
a little specific and ethical but I'll post anyway as it's nestle free week in July and BMA say "If you have an artistic eye and would like to send us materials for targeting products in the Nestlé range, please do"
( moogy boobles, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 18:48, Reply)

Rip-off porn names
Porn companies often take films, turn the plot into a porno and give them "clever names".

Make up some of your own!
( B.T., Wed 25 Apr 2007, 0:06, Reply)

Celebrity Mutants (or mutant celebrities) Take Over The World
Yes, just that. Simple, Straightforward, Pleasant!

I want to draw a 100 foot high Arnold Schwarzenneger with 100 arms throwing toasters at the Houses of Parliament
whilst screaming in his thick Austrian noise-voice "FEEL THE HEAT, MEMBERSOF PAAAAAR-LEA-MEEEENT. HAHAHAA. YOU ARE TOAST"
( The Neville considers "And how!" to be a worthy reply, Tue 24 Apr 2007, 11:04, Reply)

Bands Selling Out
Imagine the best way ever a band could sell out, or at least do something hilariously inappropriate.

Perhaps Bono could sell BONIO DOG BISCUITS. HAHAHAH! Oh, that crazy man! WILL HE (and the UN) NEVER LEARN?

Or perhaps Blur could be selling arms to Iraq. THE ARMS OF TINY CHILDREN!!12412LOLOCPPRE
( The Neville considers "And how!" to be a worthy reply, Tue 24 Apr 2007, 11:01, Reply)

If emo ruled the world
Imagine if emo took over the world. What would it be like to live in a world of darkness and crying. Where suicide bommbers could quite get it right ( cry for help). How would day to day life be affectted. Go on, use your imagination.
(Krissgti is chasing the greasy homeless of glasgow, Mon 23 Apr 2007, 21:54, Reply)