Signs for other things you shouldn't do in church
to put up alongside the no smoking signs that I have to put up on 1st July
( nhojjohn Only the good dye Jung, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:30, Reply)

mc.escher v2.0
mc.escher v2.0
(Tizer, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:09, Reply)

Health and safety...
...out of control
( Halibut needs you to understand the importance of cake, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:30, Reply)

people/things in a word rhyming sentence...
e.g. mutley's chutney gluttony at putney homepage.ntlworld.com/gamiadindustries/putney.jpg
(ad-, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 21:06, Reply)

Dora the Exploder
Following the news coverage of Farfur Mouse (the HAMAS version of Mickey Mouse), which other cartoon characters could be used to promote jihad?
(clut, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 9:00, Reply)

Screw the Geneva convention,
what cruel and unusual punishments can you think of?
( Damocles wants to poke you with his big sword, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 22:33, Reply)

Monopoly chance/community chest cards
for modern life
( Damocles wants to poke you with his big sword, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 22:31, Reply)

What did you do in the war daddy?

( Smallbrainfield non beardy., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 23:56, Reply)

Whose Colin Mochrie is it anyway?
Detail the real battle of the Atlantic as TV execs fight for control of the 'Whose line is ti anyway?' stalwart.
( Smallbrainfield non beardy., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 23:55, Reply)

If video games where real
Mario coming around to fix your boiler etc
(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 15:26, Reply)

image challenge suggestion
if movies were real! how would darth vader cope with working in Mcdonalds? what would superman really do? maybe even the hulk as a security guard?
(monkeyofmist, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 14:16, Reply)

Well I've been thinking this for a while and it could be a great one or just cause all out war
Tattyshop fellow b3tards.
( riverghost http://www.b3ta.com/links/208153, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:41, Reply)

Old Skool Image Manipulation
Switch off your PC and pick up your scissors, glue, pencils, felt tips and copies of Kays/Littlewoods catalogues or your favourite magazines and create photoshoppery the good old fashioned way!

If you are using scissors, don't forget to let an adult help you.



Image by Happytoast!
( Dixon if u luv me click me @ www.b3ta.com/board/8593232, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:29, Reply)

POW! FWAPP! MMMHHHNNGNGGG! SPACK! KER-ZOMFG!
I heart ONOMATOPAEIA - words wot are spelt like they sound. Text-on-a-picture us some real life SFX!
[ Think along the lines of a b3tacularised fight scene from the old BatMan TV show ]
(Dan of the Crippled Nipples In Communist Russia, thar be Communists. Umm..., Wed 13 Jun 2007, 17:53, Reply)

Yes Yes Yes - film endings
Not only spoilers but what happend when the cameras stopped filming. The child catcher from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang hanging from a lampost Mussolini style. That sort of thing.
(Ring Of Fire YOU LOOKING AT ME! that's nice, Wed 13 Jun 2007, 17:15, Reply)

what would the world be like
if b3ta were in charge?
( Gerbilinafishtank Gerbil in a fish tank...TURTLE POWER!, Wed 13 Jun 2007, 11:18, Reply)

Vegetarian Movie Monsters
What if all the most villianous movie monsters (Dracula, Jaws, Godzilla, etc...) were vegetarians?
( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at smilemoon.etsy.com, Wed 13 Jun 2007, 2:26, Reply)

GAY MUSICALS
After some spiffing compos recently, we think musicals could do with being a bit gayer. Shop famous musicals to push the boundaries of gayness.
( dbroon has a little problem with you not fucking him, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 22:17, Reply)

MUPPETS DO THE MOVIES!
The Muppets have made some pretty mediocre films, but what other films could the Muppets star in to bring in the Blockbuster Bucks. Open up photoshop and show us.
( The Great Architect is hooked to the silver screen, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 21:57, Reply)

Heres a Media freindly one.
Celebrities in Prison : What would you do to the banged up cnuts?

Or this gem

Kama Sutra - Paris Edition : What position would you put her in?

Bit offensive but ah well.

Bring Back the Slave Trade - Your ad campaign for bringing back the only hard working race.
(Daedalus, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 18:19, Reply)

Pub Quiz Picture Rounds
Before the accusations start, yes I do run my local pub quiz - and I'm lazy.

But you lot are clever, and have nothing better to do (apparently).

Just come up with a concept, and stick 10 questions/photos together.

Some ones that I've done already are cartoon character silhouettes, music for mathematicians (Venn diagrams, graphs etc describing song names), Bond villains etc.

I'm sure you lot can have a bit of fun with it though.
(HoratioFellatio was very very very busy on, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 10:34, Reply)

Photoshopped Spoilers
Reveal the ending of a famous film or book...
(londoner, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 0:31, Reply)

here goes
how about innapropriate things to put in a videogame.

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/manchester/6736809.stm
(dwarfer@smegheads.fsnet.co.uk, Sat 9 Jun 2007, 20:57, Reply)

image idea
What if scat was openly talked about?

What if propper mongs rules the world? (propper ones, no G.Bush stuff, its old)

If hitler won the war. (dunno if its done)

Wheres wally? (first one to goatse it)

If America stayed Brittish
(DarkSavior, Sat 9 Jun 2007, 0:21, Reply)

Your one wish
would you spread peace and love or set someone on fire and not be arrested =D
(baybled, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 0:51, Reply)

suggestion for image challenge
Ridiculous Warning signsie: WARNING MAY OR MAY NOT CONTAIN AMBIVELANCE!
(deleted, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 0:27, Reply)

Animate The Proverbs!
One in the hand is worth two in the bush...
An apple a day keeps the doctor away...

This shit writes itself. Click I like this so we can have some fun pictures. This ginger one is less entertaining than a crab's arse.
(Alexxx It wasn't me, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 23:37, Reply)

Racism
Racism today is lacking. How racist can people really get?

This challenge can be excused as an attempt at undermining racism incase b3ta gets censored. But really, I just hear the same racist stuff over and over again, and surely someone smart can come up with something original?
(Alexxx It wasn't me, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 23:32, Reply)

Invent new tabletop games?
I dunno.
( Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 22:33, Reply)