design your own perfect home
a nice little junior school style compo, little bit different
( lordsaccharine considering starting a ruckus on, Sat 24 May 2008, 3:02, Reply)

Meme-mation
Take one meme
Add new humour.
Make us laugh at new old jokes
(monkeyboyalpha is old enough to know b3ta, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:10, Reply)

Competition Idea's
Could we do a competition alaong the lines of " When Sport goes Soft"

I.e. Sports photoshopped in a way to make them look less manly, like Cricket with a feather duster.


Or if not, I like the Catchphrase idea!
(Forbez, Fri 23 May 2008, 8:10, Reply)

Fairy Tales
What happens to a gingerbread house when it rains? How did Red Riding Hood and Grandma look when they emerged from the wolf? Give us your take on the classic stories.
( flatfrog severed the gonchong's proboscis on, Thu 22 May 2008, 16:29, 1 reply)

The Zombie Apocolypse is coming!!!
how will you survive? where will you hide? what house-hold objects can be used to fight off the undead?
(an_aminal, Thu 22 May 2008, 0:41, Reply)

silly aliens
even they fail
show us their worst escapades
(Anti-unplaceable cos you know it makes no sense, Wed 21 May 2008, 22:26, Reply)

I think an Indiana Jones comp would be good.
If there hasn't been one yet.
( mike woz ere is so vain he thought that song was about him, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:43, Reply)

Following the the front paging of Mr chips..
How about photoshopping catchphrase!

Like this fine example! www.b3ta.com/board/8386155
( glubglub should be working on, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:01, Reply)

Terrible ideas for home improvements.
Fucking Ronseal, or whatever it's cool to say these days. Woo.
( grey kid has a warm fire and a SuperSoaker of fine cognac, Wed 21 May 2008, 1:44, Reply)

Kitten enhancements
How would you improve kittens? Are kittens not cute enough? Is the concept of kitteny cuteness too soppy for your tastes? Or do they just need more firepower? Show us your ideas.
( mistaspakkaman finally exists!, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:48, Reply)

Making NSFW SFW/ Safe for kidz
Censored pr0n ? Kind of like: i62.photobucket.com/albums/h97/pokeystockman/zzcensoredporn.gif

Or been done ?
(Pax Psychosis It's not rape if you shout surprise !, Thu 15 May 2008, 23:04, 1 reply)

Animals made out of food

( first inch is the worst! is glad he's found time for b3ta during a busy day, Thu 15 May 2008, 11:39, 1 reply)

Similar to this weeks compo...
Bizarre offspring: What would Boris and Ken's offspring look like? (if indeed it were possible).
(Guff McFlange Doctor Who is the fifth Cylon, Wed 14 May 2008, 16:45, Reply)

BLAAAAAAAAARRB!
BLAAAAAAAAARRB! BLAAAAAAAAARRB! BLAAAAAAAAARRB!


( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat - frighten ducks with abundent wind! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 14 May 2008, 11:22, 3 replies)

You're fired
Make layoffs funny.
(ah sod it tinsels chummily, Tue 13 May 2008, 21:03, Reply)

Jonathan King
He's an occasional visitor to the wonderous b3ta, so fire up photoshop and share the love in this JK 'tribute' challenge...

*Hears the ominous sound of thunder and the wailings of a thousand lawyers waiting in the wings in the far distance - I'm not being serious here, don't click it, no don't. DON'T! You know what happened with the Prince challenege
( The Great Architect is hooked to the silver screen, Tue 13 May 2008, 16:56, 1 reply)

Real Life song Titles

Going to hit the highway like a Bat out of Hull!

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/humber/7398607.stm
( Sir Wobbly Boots had far too much to drink last night!, Tue 13 May 2008, 16:36, Reply)

A world without religion
Professional fuckwit Cardinal Cormac Murphy O'Connor has been in the news this week saying that there's not enough religious influence in government and we're in danger of turning into the fourth reich as a result.* But what do you think a world without religion would be like? Photoshop the results, or just make Cardinal Cormac Murphy O'Connor look like a tit.**

* presumably he forgot that Hitler did everything he did with the Vatican's blessing. Pope Pius XII even had a special mass every year for the fuhrer's birthday
** all right then, more of a tit
( emvee is being semi-productive - he produced a semi on, Sun 11 May 2008, 16:12, 1 reply)

Missing Sex
Classic films, classic literature, comics, cartoons, fairy tales, polite conversation - they all have one thing in common: missing sex. But why this fear of a Cary Grant that eats Audry Hepburn's ass on the first date? Of a Witch who magically adds a penis to Repunsle to roger her senseless with? Of speaking bluntly about Mr. Remington down the street who keeps just one, solitary sheep in his back yard when in the presence of grade school children?

Please shop, animate or draw an a world without the social mores.
( hanke fuck it, Wed 7 May 2008, 20:12, Reply)

If everything (commercials/ads/(movie) posters/newspapers/..) was Ronseal
Does exactly what it says on the tin. Imagine the fun!


( c_kick ™ foulomatic.hnldesign.nl: 10,391,040 combinations, Wed 7 May 2008, 10:40, 4 replies)

Boris' Reign Of Terror!
How will Boris Johnson solve Londons problems? What plans does he have for the capital, and what will be left of the place when his time is through?
( Furness Better than a bowl of sloppy sick, Wed 7 May 2008, 9:25, Reply)

age progression.
we've all seen those 'child missing' handbills with pics of the bratlets as they appeared when they were taken/kidnapped/eaten and pics of them as they would appear in the present, often many years later.

what will some of our contemporaries who've not gone missing look like in ten or fifty years? age them and show us all.

for some tips, click here.
( postbear gåve mister potåto heåd, Wed 7 May 2008, 6:39, Reply)

LEGO - With no photoshopping
Anything goes - As long as its made from LEGO its allowed
( Furness Better than a bowl of sloppy sick, Tue 6 May 2008, 17:39, Reply)

Reality TV
But useful. For example "How do you solve a problem like rapidly rising basic food prices in Asia?" and "I'm a Celebrity, get me to resolve the Middle East crisis".
(sabre-tooth monkey and i refuse to put anything funny in the sig..., Sun 4 May 2008, 12:55, Reply)

Shakespeare
Bindun? The Bard offers infinite possibilities; the characters, the lines, the man himself etc.... "Now is the discount of our winter tents."
(thebigo, Sat 3 May 2008, 9:42, Reply)

Boris Johnson
Go wild with the bumbling buffoon's oh so hilarious visage. Please.
(perfectrhys come find me on PS3., Fri 2 May 2008, 10:50, Reply)

If b3ta were to be updated for the 21st century...
... what would it look like? How would it be done? And how many of its users would be crushed under the spiky wheels of progress?
( The Hedgehog From Hell lalalalala, I can't see you, Thu 1 May 2008, 21:16, Reply)

B3ta Collaboration 2008
Maybe potential for a 2 week challenge depending on what people could do, or how many people they wanted to work with.

Team up with another B3tan (or indeed a group of b3tans) and produce a collaborative effort on anything which allows you to share talents and skills.

Create a cartoon or funny image between you, or an animation, or make a video for /links.

The possibilities are endless.
( The Great Architect is hooked to the silver screen, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 21:20, 11 replies)

Invent new genitals
All the old favourite genitals have been worn out over the years by constant CDC's, innuendo and inaccurate thrusting...

Create some brand new gentials! such as the Mangina, the Venus Flycock, and the Prudent Investicles!
(Extinct Jesus Dossier has ballistic herpes, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 21:12, Reply)

Life in the carpet
We have seen various TV programmes showing us the dust mites, larvae, etc. that live in our carpets and beds - but what are these microscopic creatures really doing?
( Puromycin has a serious case of the munchies, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 13:28, Reply)