trampolines?
yknow what im tired of this. seeing everyone get a freaking trampoline implanted into their back garden. its the new swing set. except swings are more fun cos you can damage yourself on them more by jumping at full tilt and also you dont get lame videos on youtube of foxes bumbling around on them. (if youre gonna upload a video of an animal on a trampoline, please make sure it is a minimum of three feet in the air. otherwise its just like watching a bit of bouncy grass)
(bernards bitch don't want to be known for a oneliner, Wed 27 May 2009, 23:51, 2 replies)

We have a trampoline
However, this trampoline is within aiming distance to our swimming pool.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 28 May 2009, 0:22, closed)

You also have
punctuation.
(misskitty reeks of sex and turpentine; laudanum afternoons, Thu 28 May 2009, 3:46, closed)