So many things..
...I made my younger brother hold a dartboard while my sister and i threw darts at it.

...I had a pillow fight with my brother. He had a pillow, I had a bean bag. He flew horizontally across the room and cracked his head open. Blood everywhere: I win!

... I put an apple from our apple tree down his trunks and it was infested with ants. He got many bites all over his willy.......

I threw him in a river at Centre Parcs in Holland and he trod on a bottle and gashed his foot open, requiring several stitches.

...I pulled a wooden spoon out of my sisters gob, bringing two teeth with it.

...oh yeah and the first thing i ever did to my sister, literally minutes after she was born at home, was bite her toe and throw a wooden brick at her.

I think that's enough. [excuse the spasticated edits, I keep remembering stuff. B3ta has unleashed something here...]
(kidcamel is due to call your mum at, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 16:35, closed)