woo
Naked f5 nimble fingered Thursday ahoy!

Aren't the word's 'There are currently 4 open questions' annoying?

Everyone make it across ok?


..........................................


EDIT - Regular QOTWers notice! There's a space for us to chat here. HLT, have you got those cushions from the other question for us to sit on? And any cake?




EDIT again... as this thread mounted to a mammoth 515 replies, and took an age to get anywhere, we all got frustrated and headed over to look at spakkas's length on page 20. Do come join us :)

EDIT and again...we're on p23 now under beckyjsbx's length this time

Edit Monday 16th - we're here now www.b3ta.com/questions/innuendo/post175030

Final edit - I know it was suggested that I update this post with each new place we were chatting, but really it's been non stop, and people do seem to have found us...
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:16, closed)

I'm here!
Must think of stories.

Well done, nimble-fingered you!
( clendrix You hate Internet bullies? Fuck off - this is b3ta, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:18, closed)

I was already to compete
then I got distracted by the top tips!

dagnammit!
( Vipros you fight like a dairy farmer, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:20, closed)

Gah!
Just wrote a bad pun and the QOTW changed under my feet. Posted it above though.

That's the second week in a row the QOTW changed just after I wrote something.
( mistaspakkaman painlessly constructed an olive on, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:20, closed)

Howdy-doody
I haven't had any decent stories for about 5 weeks. My life must be really sad and free of incident.
(Boss Keloid is triple sex!, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:20, closed)

Just landed...
Got bored of f5ing, went away somewhere, and lookm what happened!

Don't think I'll have any stories this week though... *racks brains*
( Devil_In_Tights Al is a god. He is the god of bacon, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:21, closed)

Ooh
I feel strangely proud at being first.. I fear I have caught the disease :(
( The Grammar Badger desperate for a new hand and eyebrow transplant, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:22, closed)

Hurrah!
Not that bloody nimble though, got beaten to it by two.

grrr

must think of stories too...
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:22, closed)

Spakka
next week, then, tell us when you start writing and we can all get ready with the f5 fingers...
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:23, closed)

Ahh found you all
I always thought it was an instant transition to the new QOTW. Felt a bit lost there for a second, but I found some of HLT's cake and was happy to wait :)
( beckyjsbx more influential than Hitler, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:26, closed)

@Becky
I know, those few minutes are horrible *shudders*

Sometimes it can take hours... mean cruel mods leaving us without anywhere to play

Hey - well done on the FP Becky!
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:29, closed)

.
I suspect this weeks is going to be fast-paced and won’t have much room for long qotw-talk threads coz everyone will be busy recalling innuendoes.
( mistaspakkaman painlessly constructed an olive on, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 13:00, closed)

But
I like chatting here!
( clendrix You hate Internet bullies? Fuck off - this is b3ta, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 13:02, closed)

then chat we shall!
so.....

umm....

come here often?
( Vipros you fight like a dairy farmer, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 13:09, closed)

@Vipros
more often than is polite, yes

fneerrr
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 13:12, closed)

I thought it was getting
rather moist
( Vipros you fight like a dairy farmer, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 13:12, closed)

Bloody hell
the answers are coming thick and fast.

Am I allowed to say that given this weeks question?
( beckyjsbx more influential than Hitler, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 13:13, closed)

These answers are so ludicrous
they're hard to swallow.
( mistaspakkaman painlessly constructed an olive on, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 13:19, closed)

Becky
I think so.

It's like a golden shower of funny this week..

EDIT - oh noes! I just remembered frankspencer has no access to b3ta at his new job. This is made for him!
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 13:19, closed)

God yeah
He'll be pissed that he's missing out on this.

W00t, made the best of the last QOTW :)
( beckyjsbx more influential than Hitler, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 13:28, closed)

I saw - woot!
Where's Bert this afternoon? I know Kaol and Al aren't around but surely Bert has a sweet little something for us...
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 13:30, closed)

well done becky!
so did a few others we love.
( clendrix You hate Internet bullies? Fuck off - this is b3ta, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 13:31, closed)

I noticed that
a large proportion of the best ofs were from our favourite b3tards

not me though *sniffs*

admittedly my story was horribly long, slightly off-topic and a repost....
( Vipros you fight like a dairy farmer, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 13:34, closed)

am i first?
?

YAYAYAYAY I won a race!!!!!!
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 20:52, closed)

Is back
FTW

Fucksox
( beckyjsbx more influential than Hitler, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 20:52, closed)

heheheheh :)
So - not so great not to hear then. Other than glaring at your phone, what else can you do?
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 20:53, closed)

So
how's your day been me dear?

Sadly enough I woke up stupidly early and found the only thing on tv was Dawsons, so I've been streaming episode 6 most of today. Just the last two episodes to go *sobs for her teenage years*

Edit: Well my regular mobile is due to be shut off any day now, so I could call them tomorrow and say I've got a new number to contact me on...whaddya think?
( beckyjsbx more influential than Hitler, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 20:54, closed)

My day's been splendid ta
No work at all, so I've been clearing my desk and pissing myself laughing at the board all afternoon. And it's nearly the weekend, thank the lord of fuckery.

Dawsons? As in Creek? Is that one of those progams with impossibly thin young things in?
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 20:56, closed)

Excellent :)
Yup Dawsons creek. I know it's sad but I loved it so much when it was on a few years ago! It's filmed not far from where my brother lives in North Carolina so it's kind of like a homecoming seeing it again
( beckyjsbx more influential than Hitler, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 21:00, closed)

I think that's a fantastic plan
good thinking
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 21:00, closed)

I didn't know it was a 'merkin program
I thought it was Aussie. Where in NC is that then? My 'abusing freebies' free bar story was from a hotel near Raleigh
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 21:01, closed)

Evening m'dears
I found Kaol's post, and then that led me here.

Sounds like one of you had a good day, and one not so good.

Can I place my day somewhere between yours?
(PenguinOfDeath wants a holiday on, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 21:03, closed)

Ooh I like Raleigh
Tries to remember where it is...fails...checks IMDB...Wilmington. Beautiful place. My brother's just outside Charlotte in Indian Trail

Edit POD, you think a day spent watching Dawsons crack equals a not so good day?...umm yeah you'd be right ,)
( beckyjsbx more influential than Hitler, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 21:03, closed)

@PoD I'm sure
we can squeeze you in somewhere
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 21:03, closed)

The Lord of Fuckery
Is back from his dinner.
*saunters in*

*frets that he now has 11 unread messages*
( Kaol is NOT in denial, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 21:04, closed)

Ooo
Raunchy ;)
(PenguinOfDeath wants a holiday on, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 21:04, closed)

Indian Trail
sounds pretty
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 21:05, closed)

Ooh check out Mr popularity
And none of them are from me. Hey Ancrenne, next time we switch threads we should decide a location and then delete original message. See how long it takes Kaol to find us *sniggers*
( beckyjsbx more influential than Hitler, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 21:05, closed)

Did you manage to break your meat?
And your vegetables?

I thought I would add to your messages just to infuriate you.
(PenguinOfDeath wants a holiday on, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 21:05, closed)

alright Lord F
Thanks for making it be nearly the weekend
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 21:06, closed)

I've not been there yet
only to their old place in Charlotte, but the pictures are gorgeous :)
( beckyjsbx more influential than Hitler, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 21:06, closed)

becky
you made me do an out loud laughing thing then.

You know he'd find us with his binoculars though... and when he found us he might be cross if we'd hidden..
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 21:07, closed)

*booming voice*
THAT'S OK.

AND YES... I DID BREAK MY MEAT.


*ahem*
It was horrible. Some days I can cook, others it seems to be a terrible mess.
( Kaol is NOT in denial, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 21:07, closed)

Toast is good
I had toast and chocolate spread. Haute cuisine, that is.

Edit - Lord F - do you need a plaster/bandage/cast for that?
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 21:08, closed)

I had a pizza
And I didn't even cook it. I made my mum do it.

I'm really just that lazy.
(PenguinOfDeath wants a holiday on, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 21:09, closed)

I tried to make a stir fry.
Didn't have any oil.
It needed lube.

*scrapes pan*
( Kaol is NOT in denial, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 21:10, closed)

I'm poor until paypal money clears
so I had lasagne. Was mighty fine though, mighty fine :)
( beckyjsbx more influential than Hitler, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 21:10, closed)

@PoD
I was going to make a pizza, properly make it (well, pre made base thing) but I decided to save time, eat toast, and do something more fun instead.
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 21:10, closed)

@becky
That's a week or so, yes?

So just in time for the bash :)

Kaol - if it needed lube that badly, is the pan salvageable? Or a charred, smoking mess?
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 21:11, closed)

OH GOOD JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
www.imdb.com/title/tt1143914/

There's so much wrong with this I don't know where to begin

Edit, Nah should be tomorrow hopefully as it usually only takes 3 days in my bank account.
( beckyjsbx more influential than Hitler, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 21:12, closed)

Pizza
The first time my parents went away on holiday and left me on my own, I tried to make pizza from scratch, base and all. It went very, very badly.

I ate a lot of sandwiches that week, and didn't look at all healthy when they returned.

I think I actually broke down and cried about half way through their holiday.
(PenguinOfDeath wants a holiday on, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 21:14, closed)

Nooooooo!
I'd done my best to forget about that!

*mind bleach*

Did you know there's a FB group 'to keep spaced british'?
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 21:14, closed)

*pulls my angriest expression*
*birds and rabbits outside drop dead*
*thunder rumbles*

*grabs stabbiest knife*
*throws on leather jacket*

*buys plane ticket to America*

FUCK THAT.
( Kaol is NOT in denial, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 21:16, closed)

Awwww Pod...
In that case, I reckon you learned a valuable lesson or two.

Parents have a purpose, what they say is true, they really do know what's best...

And perhaps most importantly, order in if you can't cook.
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 21:16, closed)

becky, Pod
HIDE!!!!!!
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 21:17, closed)

I did learn valuable lessons
But then again, I was still at school at the time. I could not drive. I had no job. My parents left me money for food, and a freezer full of food.

I, however, was inept and could not really cook. Sad times. Sad, sad times.

*remembers feeling so alone*

Well, I'm thoroughly sad now.
(PenguinOfDeath wants a holiday on, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 21:19, closed)

here PoD
This gave me a laugh...

petitions.pm.gov.uk/nodamnation/

We the undersigned petition the Prime Minister to update harassment laws to prohibit religious bullying aimed at children.

-The current laws on harassment are not sufficient to protect children from the sort of bullying that religious groups use every day to coerce children into obedience and belief. Threatening an adult with eternal torture may be distasteful but is not likely to result in psychological damage. This is not the case with children. The effects of religious bullying can be long-term and serious, from nightmares and depression to anxiety disorders and even suicide.

The fact that threats of damnation, torture and other extreme punishment are used routinely is clear evidence that existing laws are insufficient. We call on the Prime Minister to clarify the existing harassment laws by adding clauses outlawing any form of threat, supernatural or otherwise, aimed at children; and to provide guidance to the police and other authorities on the enforcement of these laws.
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 21:20, closed)

@Ancrenne
Just joined it, thanks. Ooh, but for coolness value, some of Shaun of the dead was filmed here in East finchley :)

POD: Last time my parents went on holiday when I was still living at home I was able to drive, so drove them to the airport, got back home and found 3 cases of coca cola in the garage that were left over from a party. Decided it was a good idea to drink all of it in one day and didn't sleep the whole week they were gone. Night time drives around Essex at 4am were quite fun as it's all country lanes at 70mph :)

Edit: W00t just read that they're not going to make US Spaced as the pilot wasn't picked up hahahahahahaa
( beckyjsbx more influential than Hitler, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 21:20, closed)

Oooohh really becky?
I watched that again the other day. I do like that film.

Edit - I also like driving round country lanes at 70mph. My mate has me insured on his little convertible and it's ever so much fun zipping around

PoD I feel all sorry for you now

*hugs*

*remembers you're a penguin*

*throws fish*
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 21:22, closed)

Evening all
Tracked you down from page whatever-it-was.

I see there are more posts already for the innuendo question than there were in the whole week of 'dumped'.

Is that because we have dirty minds and no relationships?
( K2k6 is suspicious of the blue sky, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 21:24, closed)

Yup
It's in filming locations on IMDB :) Not sure which bit it was though. Good enough excuse to watch it again!

Most likely K2k6
( beckyjsbx more influential than Hitler, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 21:25, closed)

Mmm, fish
It's a good life, being a penguin.

Lack of money last semester meant I was home alone in my flat quite a lot too. And the same appears to have happened down here with friends all getting boy/girl friends. I have therefore grown more used to being left home alone.

And now you lot have all started appearing of an evening. What hoorahs!
(PenguinOfDeath wants a holiday on, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 21:25, closed)

Country lanes are all good and well at 70...
But one of my mates decided to push for 90.

And hit the King Of The Deer.

I was in the car, but don't remember it well.

We were fine. The car was fucked harder than a goat tied to Al and Burts bedroom door. The deer was a little scuffed, and stone dead.
( Kaol is NOT in denial, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 21:28, closed)

Shit Kaol
In my defence, I was young and stupid and hopped up to the eyes on caffeine in a vauxhall nova of all things. Never hit anything, but was stopped for speeding going 33 in a 30 zone, drug and alcohol tested and that was enough to make me see the joys of staying in and watching tv instead ;)
( beckyjsbx more influential than Hitler, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 21:30, closed)

TV just scared me
E4 had a filler advert which had zombies dancing, and fat female zombies in bikinis.
(PenguinOfDeath wants a holiday on, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 21:31, closed)

I'm watching CH4 instead POD
Can't get enough of the car crash that is Big bro as I haven't watched it for 4 years.
( beckyjsbx more influential than Hitler, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 21:33, closed)

No, don't do it Becky!
Watch My name is earl instead. There are so many better things on tv.

Reitterates: bungalow of the damned.

No?
(PenguinOfDeath wants a holiday on, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 21:35, closed)

oops
I haven't yet learned those lessons about not speeding... but there aren't any deer/penguins/goats near where I go driving on the rare occasions I borrow mateys car.
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 21:36, closed)

Already seen it POD
Streaming on sidereel last week. So I'm sticking to the bungalow of the damned until something better comes along

Edit: You don't have police where you live Ancrenne?
( beckyjsbx more influential than Hitler, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 21:37, closed)

TV?
TV? When you've got b3ta?

I'm finding the random delights of masses of music on my new hard drive. So far this evening I've had Lamb, William Shatner,Ash, Smashing Pumpkins, NIN, VNV Nation among others.

Becky Big Brother? Noooooo!

are they all annoying as fuck though?
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 21:38, closed)

I'm gonna watch a film.
The choice is The Lost Boys OR Dead Man's Shoes OR Highlander.

I've seen none of them before.
( Kaol is NOT in denial, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 21:39, closed)

becky
if I head out north of here - way north - there are miles of roads with nothing much around so no, the police don;t hang about there.

I only go fast in places where there aren't houses/kids/cats...
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 21:40, closed)

Nice try
sneaking Shatner in there where you thought he wouldn't be noticed ,)

Yep, they're annoying as fuck and most of them are rough as a badgers cunt. Oh to have access all areas and a crossbow

Edit: LOST BOYS
( beckyjsbx more influential than Hitler, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 21:41, closed)

That's fair enough then
I've not actually watched any of it recently.

I think my room is creating some sort of electromagnetic field. A big one.
(PenguinOfDeath wants a holiday on, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 21:41, closed)

*cough*
M23
*cough*
138mph
*cough*
Tuesday night

Signed,
A "friend" of Kaol's.
( Kaol is NOT in denial, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 21:42, closed)

That's, er
Really quite fast. My car wouldn't do that.
(PenguinOfDeath wants a holiday on, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 21:43, closed)

The fastest I've ever gone on public roads
is 125mph.

On a German Autobahn, of course.

*coughs*

My car will allegedly do 133mph, but I've never tried it.
( K2k6 is suspicious of the blue sky, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 21:44, closed)

Fucking hell Kaol
That's kinda taking the piss mate. Then again I'm used to speeds of about 5mph now as I don't have a car anymore - out of choice I might add. No point living in London
( beckyjsbx more influential than Hitler, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 21:45, closed)

He was using a company car
Also, he decided not to go above 140, as if they catch you doubling the speed limit, they're allowed to penetrate you with their truncheons. Hard.

EDIT: He was driving a 3-litre Jaguar S-type.
( Kaol is NOT in denial, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 21:46, closed)

I want to go to Germany
I want to take a good car, drive on the autobahns, do a few laps of the nurburgring, and then head back here.

Ah, to have aims for my life.
(PenguinOfDeath wants a holiday on, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 21:46, closed)

The Autobahns
aren't all they're cracked up to be. In fact, quite a lot of them are actually cracked up, and not suitable for anything faster than a horse and cart.

But the ones which are derestricted are quite fun. Although even at 125mph there were still lots of Porsches etc passing me.
( K2k6 is suspicious of the blue sky, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 21:48, closed)

Yeah, would have to be unrestricted.
I think the ones along the north of the country, like between holland and belgium are good and fast.

I also plan to take a car with at least a 4 litre engine.
(PenguinOfDeath wants a holiday on, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 21:51, closed)

LOST BOYS
Vampires FTW

I can't comment on anyone driving fast - I've done over 130 on public roads, in the dead of night. I couldn't possibly condone it, of course not, but it *was fun*

EDIT - just remembered, I test drove a Lotus Elise a few years back. As we crested a hill in Dorset, chappie said, 'drop it into third and put your foot down'

At that point in my life, they were the most exciting words anyone had ever said to me. And fuck, was that a fun car to drive...

You know the weird thing? I *am* a bicycle riding carless hippie... but I just love going fast
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 21:51, closed)

I love going fast
when it's me driving. If it's anyone else I shit me pants.
( beckyjsbx more influential than Hitler, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 21:56, closed)

The Elise
is good because it's so close to the ground. It's like driving a kart.

Which is why I can't understand the appeal of 4x4s. There's no driving pleasure to be had when you're so far removed from the wheels.

I'm just a control freak.

Edit - I just posted to the QOTW. I'm also an attention whore.
( K2k6 is suspicious of the blue sky, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 21:57, closed)

I hate speed
If it's anyone other than me driving, even an ex-policeman I know.

I also won't go fast if there is anyone else in the car with me, that way it's only me at risk.
(PenguinOfDeath wants a holiday on, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 22:02, closed)

You know you've grown up
when you drive more slowly with your mates in the car.
( K2k6 is suspicious of the blue sky, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 22:03, closed)

@k2k6
The Elise *is* just like a kart, but faster, yes.

As well as being insured on my mates little convertible, I'm also insured on my brother's 4x4. I've driven vans before but a 4x4 is a weird experience. Driving it last night felt quite scary - it's just so massive... (fnnnaaaarrr)

EDIT - you know you're grown up when your little brother has a 4x4 for family days out...
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 22:06, closed)

I've been in a Vauxhall vx220
Which is essentially an Elise. The driver maxed it out.

I was terrified.
(PenguinOfDeath wants a holiday on, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 22:09, closed)

@becky from way back above
I wasn't sneaking Shatner in anywhere, madam ;)
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 22:11, closed)

Ancrenne
That sounds suspiciously like a double entendre to me missy ,)
( beckyjsbx more influential than Hitler, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 22:12, closed)

My cousin
has had a series of fast cars. He's got a Porsche of some kind (and not just your ordinary 911) at the moment, but at one point he had a souped up Subaru Impreza. Seriously souped up.

He took me out in it. When he put the foot down, my eyes went out of focus, as I wasn't quite expecting it. By the time I'd recovered, we were doing 90 in 3rd and accelerating rapidly.

I must admit I was a tad apprehensive going at 130mph on rural roads in central England. Not outright scared per se, but my arse was knitting socks.
( K2k6 is suspicious of the blue sky, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 22:13, closed)

A friend of mine had a classic MG
He got it with the life insurance of his brother and father dying within 2 months of each other. Molly the 25 year old Red MG. He let me drive her once and that car was probably as close to flying as you get.
( beckyjsbx more influential than Hitler, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 22:15, closed)

Many years ago
I had sex in a Fiat 126. With the sunroof open. We were *going* pretty fast ;o)
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) puts on women's clothing and hangs around in bars, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 22:17, closed)

@k2k6/becky
A mate of mine's got a fancypants Impreza too - the feeling I got being in that thing would be illegal if it came in tablet form.

And... 'my arse was knitting socks' - very nice :)

Becky - me? little me?
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 22:18, closed)

Pffffffffft
Hello Tourettes :)

Nice to see you :)
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 22:19, closed)

Yeah Lil ole you Ancrenne ,)
Hi Tourettes :)
( beckyjsbx more influential than Hitler, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 22:21, closed)

Well, it's that time of night again
I'm off. I've printed out a Times crossword to do in bed.

What an exciting life I lead...

Night all.

*wants an Impreza pill*
( K2k6 is suspicious of the blue sky, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 22:21, closed)

^ and thank you for the invitation, dear lady
T'would've been rude to decline :o)
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) puts on women's clothing and hangs around in bars, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 22:22, closed)

K2k6
You need to get yourself a woman. A hard drinking, hard shagging, soft skinned lovely lady. Night
( beckyjsbx more influential than Hitler, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 22:23, closed)

@ K2k6
would you take it orally or per rectum?
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) puts on women's clothing and hangs around in bars, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 22:23, closed)

What excitement k2k6
Have a fun one, whatever that means exactly.
(PenguinOfDeath wants a holiday on, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 22:24, closed)

A pleasure to welcome you into the fold
Tourettes :) seemed a friendly thing to do :)

Becky - aw, shucks, you got me ;)

edit - catch you later k2k6 :) Have a racy time with the crossword :)
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 22:24, closed)

I'm welcome in your fold????
Fnaar woop snik :-D

You're making me blush...
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) puts on women's clothing and hangs around in bars, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 22:28, closed)

I just brushed my teeth
and refreshed the page before switching the computer off, whereupon I saw:

You need to get yourself a woman. A hard drinking, hard shagging, soft skinned lovely lady.

I couldn't agree more. Any takers?

I'll answer all of the hundreds* of gazzes in the morning.

I'm definitely off to bed this time.

*none :(
( K2k6 is suspicious of the blue sky, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 22:29, closed)

Tourette's
What apostrophe can't you remove?
(PenguinOfDeath wants a holiday on, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 22:35, closed)

Tourettes
You're welcome in my folds any time. But you knew that anyway :)

I was going to ask the same as PoD - which apostrophe? In your name?
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 22:37, closed)

Yay
I pre-cogged miss 'crenne.

Pre-cogged like a fox.

If it's the one in your name, you can do it in the box just above where you change your sig.
(PenguinOfDeath wants a holiday on, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 22:38, closed)

@ PoD
I've been trying to remove the apostrophe from Tourette's in my profile, but there is another user called Tourettes who has never posted.

Ah, fuck it....
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) puts on women's clothing and hangs around in bars, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 22:45, closed)

What if you type
Tourettes and then just put a space after it, so the system will think that it is not actually the same?
(PenguinOfDeath wants a holiday on, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 22:46, closed)

Or an underscore_
That gets lost in the underlining.
( Kaol is NOT in denial, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 22:48, closed)

^ That is a CUNNING plan.....
So cunning, one could put a tail on it and call it a weazel :o)
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) puts on women's clothing and hangs around in bars, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 22:49, closed)

Or your could be tourettes with a little t instead?
Where's Kaol gone?
( beckyjsbx more influential than Hitler, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 22:49, closed)

There are so many options
Depends if you can really be bothered to actually do something about it tonight.

Not many folks about tonight....
(PenguinOfDeath wants a holiday on, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 22:52, closed)

cunning like a fox
or a turnip.

Becky, have you lost it missus - look, ^^^ up there ^^^

there's Kaol...
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 22:52, closed)

Thank you all!
Mr Kaol's suggestion of using underscore worked :o)
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) puts on women's clothing and hangs around in bars, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 22:53, closed)

Ahh yes
Thought you deserted us Mr F
( beckyjsbx more influential than Hitler, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 22:54, closed)

*basks in awesomeness*
*realises the awesomeness is glowing from him*
*locks self in cupboard*
( Kaol is NOT in denial, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 22:57, closed)

It depends
What colour of glowing is it?
Green is bad.
Red is bad.
White might not be bad. But then again it might be.
(PenguinOfDeath wants a holiday on, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 22:58, closed)

Blue!
Like an off-licence sign through the fog...
( Kaol is NOT in denial, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 22:59, closed)

Kaol
So, YOU were the Ready Brek kid!

(Or was that before your time?)
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) puts on women's clothing and hangs around in bars, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 22:59, closed)

i suspect Kaol
glows in ultra black.

nice work Tourettes!
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 22:59, closed)

I reckon he's green
Like something from the Tommyknockers

Edit: Haha, Kaol's the ready brek kid :)
( beckyjsbx more influential than Hitler, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 23:03, closed)

i don't believe it
Ready Brek kid was sweet, innocent and blonde wasn't he? Never saw him with a knife...
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 23:04, closed)

Nah, that was the milky bar kid
The ready brek kid was a hardcore shit swivelling little fucker who'd hold kids to ransom for their lunch money with a machete
( beckyjsbx more influential than Hitler, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 23:06, closed)

Erm...
Someone gonna explain?
( Kaol is NOT in denial, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 23:08, closed)

Lil bastard
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwlwn-dE2Jw
( beckyjsbx more influential than Hitler, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 23:11, closed)

The Ready Brek kid
trotted off to school of a dreek winter's morning, all orange-glowing and warm from his sensible breakfast.

At least, that was the implication of the advert - maybe he was really Radio-active Kid?
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) puts on women's clothing and hangs around in bars, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 23:13, closed)

So it was a kid.
That glowed.
From eating mush?

Wow... I should write adverts.
( Kaol is NOT in denial, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 23:13, closed)

Radioactive indeed
scary little bugger

Becky... you feeling alright lovey? You're going a bit... lord of fuckery on us, dear...
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 23:14, closed)

Goodnight folks
I'm off to the land of nob nod ;o)
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) puts on women's clothing and hangs around in bars, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 23:17, closed)

Night Tourettes_
I appear to have broken my stomach. Perhaps through the ingestion of far too much sugar recently.
(PenguinOfDeath wants a holiday on, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 23:18, closed)

Ah...
The land of nob...
Night!
( Kaol is NOT in denial, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 23:19, closed)

Yeah, fine
just a bit bored. Miss my late night QOTW pal and Kaol's not speaking much either.

Night Tourettes
( beckyjsbx more influential than Hitler, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 23:19, closed)

Who's your late-night
QOTW pal?

I'll speak more, sorry.
Keep getting distracted by things.
( Kaol is NOT in denial, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 23:21, closed)

Mr Z
I miss him.

Cool, speak to me, fill me with knowledge :)
( beckyjsbx more influential than Hitler, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 23:23, closed)

hmmphs
*realises hasn't been contributing very much*

*retracts hmmpsh*
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 23:23, closed)

I'm guessing it's Belgaer
I appear to have got an insect bite right on the back of my head, in that little dip on my neck. Dunno what it's called.

It's well sore though. Sleeping might not go well.

edit: I guessed wrong. He would have been my next guess.
(PenguinOfDeath wants a holiday on, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 23:24, closed)

@becky
fill you with...? oh,I see ;)
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 23:24, closed)

Well... I shouldn't tell you this...
You all have to promise to keep a secret...
I'll have to delete it after a few minutes...

[content removed for legal reasons]
( Kaol is NOT in denial, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 23:26, closed)

Ouch, I've only been bitten once
by some kind of insect and my arm blew up (in size, not literally as that would have been cumbersome).

Good point, wonder where belgaer is too?

Yeah Ancrenne, everyone's very quiet tonight 5 more minutes and I'm done with Dawsons Crack

Edit: Kaol what? Is that for real?
( beckyjsbx more influential than Hitler, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 23:27, closed)

So..should..not..laugh..must..not..laugh
*bursts*
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 23:28, closed)

Well, uh
That's frankly horrific.

Was it worse than de-gloving?
(PenguinOfDeath wants a holiday on, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 23:28, closed)

Yeah, it's true.
*laughs*
Was less gory that a de-gloving.
But a lot more screaming.
( Kaol is NOT in denial, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 23:29, closed)

Well, since it's quiet
Here's a challenge for you:

Work out what the hell I'm gonna do when the girl I liked last summer, who may have had a boyfriend when I told her, and still has said boyfriend, and hasn't talked to me since January, starts back at work with me in two weeks.

The only option I can currently think of is quitting. Or getting fired and suing for unfair dismissal.

edit: Oh, and the boyfriend works there too.
(PenguinOfDeath wants a holiday on, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 23:31, closed)

Play it cool POD
No one likes an over excited puppy. Then when she reveals she's thought of no one but you in the intervening months fuck her mercilessly.

Edit: Ok misread the bit about her still having said boyfriend. I'd still go for play it cool or hire a B3tan to come up and pretend to be your girlfriend until she goes away again
( beckyjsbx more influential than Hitler, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 23:33, closed)

Hit on the boyfriend
To make her jealous.
( Kaol is NOT in denial, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 23:34, closed)

i agree with
both of the above :)

Becky - it's not just Mister Z missing, there'sno Belgaer, or Spakka...
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 23:37, closed)

The boyfriend did
Rather hilariously, threaten to 'kick my ass' if I tried talking to her towards the end of last year.

I ignored and continued trying to talk to her.
(PenguinOfDeath wants a holiday on, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 23:37, closed)

How closely
are you going to have to work with these two? And do you still have feeling for said girlie?
( beckyjsbx more influential than Hitler, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 23:39, closed)

It's a coffee shop
There's a maximum of 5 people working at a time. In quite a small space.

As for now, I just want to talk to her, as she was pretty much my best friend.

Screwed that one up nicely. Screw telling people how I feel in the future.
(PenguinOfDeath wants a holiday on, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 23:41, closed)

Hi
Just thought I'd stop by for a quickie.
( mistaspakkaman painlessly constructed an olive on, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 23:42, closed)

Fnarrr
Well Mr S.. we're having a little four way here so can easily make room for another.
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 23:44, closed)

Ok...
What would you rather do:

Go to space.

Or...

Have a robotic limb?
( Kaol is NOT in denial, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 23:46, closed)

Bummer
I'd go for hiring a sexy b3tan girl to act as your new girlfriend. Check your contract to see if there's anything in there that says couples cant work together. I had that put in my contract at Blockbuster video head office when I was going out with an assistant manager.

Well hello there Spakkaman

Edit: I wanted to be an astronaut when I was a kid so I'd go for space
( beckyjsbx more influential than Hitler, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 23:47, closed)

.
@POD:
If you've not been in contact since January, you could try re-opening communication on a just-friends basis. Things may have cooled off by now. If things are still icy, keep your work-relationship and personal relationship separate. This is of course easier said than done.

@ancrenne:
Thanks for remembering me earlier. I appreciate.
( mistaspakkaman painlessly constructed an olive on, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 23:49, closed)

Robotic limb
I'd especially love one of the US Army suits that makes you awesome-er.

And no, there are no such things in the contract. It's a pretty crap contract to be honest. And I might just try to work less after I come back from Ireland.

I mean, who needs money?


Would you rather have to bathe in human excrement one night a week, or become a vegetarian?
(PenguinOfDeath wants a holiday on, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 23:50, closed)

I like my current limbs
but if one got lost, I'd like a robotic one.

If I'm still in one piece, space. I want to see what happens to alcohol in space.

edit @mr s - a pleasure!
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 23:50, closed)

I'd become a vegetarian
I did for ages at uni. Because meat is expensive.

Plus I'd be able to slice veg with my robotic-knife-tacular arm
( Kaol is NOT in denial, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 23:51, closed)

@PoD
What if you're already a vegetarian? does that mean there's a small prize?
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 23:52, closed)

No ancrenne
It just means that you have to bathe in excrement.

So sorry.
(PenguinOfDeath wants a holiday on, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 23:52, closed)

.
@Kaol
Good question. There's no interesting people to meet out in space, and I like my body the way it is.

@becky
* waves back * At my last office-based job, there was an unwritten rule that two employees could not form a couple. We've had a receptionist and personel-manager resign over the issue. However, nobody seems to have noticed the married couple at work.
( mistaspakkaman painlessly constructed an olive on, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 23:53, closed)

I didn't really think
That people working together should go out, but the boss never said anything.

I'll just do my best to make it awkward for them too.
(PenguinOfDeath wants a holiday on, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 23:54, closed)

@PoD
Oh well..

*gets shower ready*

Edit..PoD - how helpful do you think that will be for any of you? Will it make you feel better - really?
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 23:55, closed)

"However, nobody seems to have noticed the married couple at work."
That's beacause married couples don't actually like each other.
They just live in fear of losing half their stuff.
( Kaol is NOT in denial, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 23:55, closed)

They caused a lot of shit for us
as I was based in the back of the store in the offices and we only fucked in the storeroom once lol. But we never made a big thing of our relationship at work and hardly anyone knew about it until he got fired because of it. Fuckers *still boycotts Blockbuster video*

Hmm...I was a veggie for 8 years, so it wouldn't be that much of a hardship to go back to it. Then again when i'm working I regularly get shat on by small furries and large furries, so again, not that much of a hardship, gross as that sounds.

Mmm...making myself sound soooo attractive for when b3ta dating starts up ,)
( beckyjsbx more influential than Hitler, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 23:58, closed)

Well
The sarcastic, strong, tough outer shell that I usually use as a mask says "yes, that will most certainly make everything ok."

However, the real me underneath knows "that will make things crap, and awful for the three of us, as well as everyone else that has to work with us. Go and cry in a corner."

edit - I need to get my fake 'everything's ok' smile back from hlt, I leant it too her t'other day when she was down.
(PenguinOfDeath wants a holiday on, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 23:59, closed)

@POD
I'd rather become a vegetarian. I once spent two weeks in an Eco-village in Poland and lived off vegetarian food for the duration. The food we got was excellent, but that didn't stop me from reverting to my omniverous ways once I got out.
( mistaspakkaman painlessly constructed an olive on, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 23:59, closed)

Aww POD
*hugs*
( beckyjsbx more influential than Hitler, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 0:01, closed)

How does the law stand on relationships at work?
I mean, I can imagine it being hard in a small company, but what about a big company,where people are based at different sites? There can't be a 'one size fits all' answer.

Where I work (5000+ staff), there are loads of couples and people are just expected to behave professionally, regardless of them.

When I was in a smaller company, the rule was 'you must inform management if you begin a relationship with someone of a different grade'
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 0:03, closed)

I don't imagine there is a set law
It will depend on what the company do, they're size, how spread out the employees are, and all that kind of rubbish.

In a very small coffee shop, with the area behind the counter being roughly, say, 8 or 10 m^2 at the most, I would say it should be disallowed.

But then, I do hate one half of the only couple working there.
(PenguinOfDeath wants a holiday on, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 0:06, closed)

*panics*
Are there rules about relationships with b3ta-folk?

If so, how do we work out "grading"?

*puts a stop to the b3ta-date plan*
( Kaol is NOT in denial, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 0:06, closed)

@ancrenne
IIRC, the policy at my old company was made by the company and I don't think it has anything to do with a national law. In fact, in the early days, I don't think the company employed any women at all.
( mistaspakkaman painlessly constructed an olive on, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 0:06, closed)

@everyone
Ok, so maybe law was the wrong word. I was thinking more about discrimination I guess. If jobs are supposed to be given on merit, what so relationships have to do with it?

I can see that if someone became less than competent because of a relationship that's one matter, and would likely be misconduct or something, as a problem of it's own, but a blanket rule seems to flash the warning lights of discrimination to me..
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 0:12, closed)

Hoorah for discrimination!!
What's wrong with a bit of discrimination here and there?

*looks on net*

Ok, so discrimination is wrong apparently.

But yeah, I suppose I would reckon that a relationship is likely to make you biased towards a person, especially if they are your subordinate. Also, if you split up, it could cause all sorts of problems for the company.

Basically, organisations don't want you to be happy, they just want to protect themselves. And make money.
(PenguinOfDeath wants a holiday on, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 0:14, closed)

Office relationships
Perhaps the rules are just in place to prevent the fallout from relationships going wrong. Maybe that's why they let the married couple in, but talked at least two others into resigning (IIRC - it's mostly chinese whispers). This of course did not stop the odd work-fling here and there.
( mistaspakkaman painlessly constructed an olive on, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 0:17, closed)

@Kaol
We could grade people by number of front pages, number of firsts, number of replies, number of threads created...

I bet I'd go to the top of the class for *most evidence of work hours b3ta activity*
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 0:18, closed)

Well my ex was fired
on the grounds that it wasn't right for two members of staff to be publicly flaunting a relationship infront of lesser staff (their words) - bearing in mind that only two people knew and they lived with us so didn't give a toss. Also because we were privvy to sensitive information within the company...Ooh like Too fast too furious has been put back a week to ensure the petrol heads rent some shit the week before in droves and then come back en masse to rent that.

They also tried to pin the theft of 300 copies of crouching tiger hidden dragon on him. That went on for a few days until the delivery note was found with someone elses badly forged signature (pretending to be the ex) saying they had been sent back to dispatch. He'd had enough and accepted a big pay off from them, but made the manager apologise personally in front of all the other managers as he was a cunt.
( beckyjsbx more influential than Hitler, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 0:19, closed)

@Spakka
I'm sure that's why the rules are there, but it just seems such a grey, muddy area to manage. I wouldn't want to manage it, or be in a relationship affected by a policy like that.
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 0:20, closed)

@Ancrenne
well in that case, I now have two front page best of's for QOTW and have scared a lot of B3ta men with last weeks tale of anger. Do I get a prize?
( beckyjsbx more influential than Hitler, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 0:21, closed)

Yes, I'm sure you would ancrenne.
Firstly, my right shift key would appear to be getting more broken.

Secondly, having got myself thoroughly depressed and worried tonight, I'm going to head to bed, since I need to be at work at half seven again tomorrow morning, but then I'm off until Monday!!!!!

What funs.

Thirdly, don't you all go dating each other. Check your contracts carefully.

edit: I got a first one week, and Kaol was about too, but I beated him.
(PenguinOfDeath wants a holiday on, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 0:21, closed)

*counts on fingers*
I've scored....

Nine hundred and three.
Squared.

*checks contract*
*eyes widen*
A hundred!
*grins*
( Kaol is NOT in denial, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 0:23, closed)

Night PoD
good luck with that early start :)
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 0:23, closed)

.
If office-relationships are forbidden, it would add excitement to a couple's love-life - trying to hide their forbidden love from the grey overlord could be an extra challenge.

@Kaol:
The only rule I can think of is that the couple in question must meet up in the real-world before the decide on a relationship. At least that's a rule I used when using Internet dating sites.

EDIT: G'night POD
( mistaspakkaman painlessly constructed an olive on, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 0:27, closed)

Well...
"extra challenge"?
Set the photocopier to 1000, and fuck on it?
( Kaol is NOT in denial, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 0:30, closed)

Night POD
That's a rule I use with internet dating too. I found one guy describing me as his fiance once. He'd photoshopped photos of us together and was declaring his love for me on a forum. I'd never even met the guy FFS
( beckyjsbx more influential than Hitler, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 0:31, closed)

Wow...
That's a special kind of weird...
( Kaol is NOT in denial, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 0:34, closed)

Becky/spakka
makes sense. A neighbour of mine had a 'girlfriend' for over a year that he had never met. She was tremendously unlucky, apparently. every time they were due to meet, she fell off her horse, or had to go to hospital, or her car broke...

I reckon she was a 45 year old builder called Keith.
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 0:34, closed)

.
@ancrenne
Could also grade by quality of puns, length-jokes, etc.

@Kaol
If you do that, be careful of paper-jams. Unless you know how to repair a photocopier, you'd have incriminating evidence.

@becky
That sounds creepy. How long had you been in contact before he thought you'd marry him?
( mistaspakkaman painlessly constructed an olive on, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 0:38, closed)

About two weeks
*shudders
( beckyjsbx more influential than Hitler, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 0:40, closed)

Spakka
yes, we could do those things but for ease numbers are easier to audit than quality... My brain likes easy...

God, Becky, nasty...
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 0:41, closed)

@becky
He definitely needs to get 'out there' more. Goodness knows what he's been making up in his head about you.
( mistaspakkaman painlessly constructed an olive on, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 0:43, closed)

*looks thoughtful*
*hums happily to himself*

*opens photoshop*

*selects the brush tool*

*selects magenta*
( Kaol is NOT in denial, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 0:44, closed)

He wasn't as bad as the one
who sent me pictures of another guy who was very very hot then agreed to meet me at Liverpool st station. I get there and start scanning people, trying to see him where we arranged to meet. Then this lumbering brick shit house of a guy wanders up beaming "Becky, nice to meet you". I was shocked to say the least, but agreed to go to the pub with him.

Incredibly dull doesn't begin to explain him. He talked about his job and how much he hated it, but didn't want to leave as it was easy money and the receptionist was a hottie. I waited til he went to the toilet and legged it.

Switched my phone off til I got home and got close to 100 missed calls and around 30 texts. I replied to one to say I was safe and had changed my mind out of courtesy. He then rang me a further 200 times, texted another 75 times saying what a bitch I was for not staying and talking to him. I replied by saying, maybe if he'd been honest in the first place about who he was I'd have stayed but he was a cunt for pretending to be someone else. At which I was called shallow. WTF?

He gave up after a few days, but I still rarely answer my phone if I don't recognise the number.
( beckyjsbx more influential than Hitler, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 0:49, closed)

I want to not talk about scary stalker types
Kaol, magenta's pretty. Whatcha painting?

EDIT - also, if the board keeps moving fast fast this week, and no other long threads come up (arf) shall we use here as our refugee camp/bunker/default chat space?
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 0:53, closed)

@becky
You should use a second mobile with a sim-card you're willing to dump and replace. Only give your main mobile number to people who pass the not-creepy-IRL test.
( mistaspakkaman painlessly constructed an olive on, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 0:54, closed)

Becky, myself and a cdc...
*blushes*

It looked bigger before I saved the image, I promise...
( Kaol is NOT in denial, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 0:55, closed)

Not talking about stalkers
Have you noticed this QOTW has generated as many replies in a day as last week's did in a week?
( mistaspakkaman painlessly constructed an olive on, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 0:55, closed)

Yup
I've got 3 mobiles now Spakkaman and will always take someone elses number and rarely give out my own.

Anyhow kids it's late and I'm tired. See you all tomorrow no doubt
( beckyjsbx more influential than Hitler, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 0:55, closed)

Catch you later Becky
For once, I have some work to do, a meeting first thing, catch you here a bit after 10.

Good luck with that calling the vet business.
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 0:57, closed)

See ya Becks
[EDIT: Good luck with the vet]

@ancrenne re: chat space
Sounds like a good idea. It's certainly fast-paced. I might log on tomorrow night after I've come back from the pub and finding a thread when drunk is going to be even harder.
( mistaspakkaman painlessly constructed an olive on, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 0:59, closed)

Night Becky!
I'll be on all of tomorrow, I've got a few bits of work to do. Including some accident report-age.
( Kaol is NOT in denial, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 1:00, closed)

Tomorrow night
I plan to stop by here during for the day and then later in the evening after I come back from Senser. The place where the gig is has a strange effect on me, I can drink the same there as my local, but get twice as drunk. So my typing will be appalling.

If we're agreed (cheers spakka), I'll make a 'home sweet home' tapestry for the wall in here then, shall I? HLT had some cushions left over from dumping people that I'm sure we could borrow too.
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 1:09, closed)

@ancrenne
You could just edit your original post and embed an image of the tapestry.

Might be on tomorrow night, and may be on for a bit during the day too (I've got an idea for something for /board).
( mistaspakkaman painlessly constructed an olive on, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 1:15, closed)

@spakka
let us all know if you make it to /board then - QOTW fan club clicks are worth lots :)
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 1:17, closed)

@ancrenne
Will do. Will mention it in this thread.

Anyway, I'm off to bed. Take care.
( mistaspakkaman painlessly constructed an olive on, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 1:20, closed)

I'm not out anywhere
Of interest tomorrow night.

I have to return some videotapes.

Edit: Night!
( Kaol is NOT in denial, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 1:21, closed)

Night Spakka
Thanks for the suggestion - will edit my post tomorrow.
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 1:23, closed)

So...
Shall we play cards then mister K?

Snap?
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 1:24, closed)

How about
Go Johnny go go go go?

*waits to see if you get it*
( Kaol is NOT in denial, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 1:25, closed)

Only
If you dress up like Papa Lazarou

*swoons* (see 'inappropriate crushes QOTW archive)
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 1:29, closed)

*clears throat*
'Ellooo Daaaaaaaaaave?
( Kaol is NOT in denial, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 1:34, closed)

*faints*
On that note, I'm off.

See you here tomorrow no doubt?
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 1:39, closed)

Yep!
Night!

*looks around*

*turns off lights*

*grabs coat*
( Kaol is NOT in denial, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 1:42, closed)

Morning all
anyone else about?
( beckyjsbx more influential than Hitler, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 10:18, closed)

Alrighty Becks
Just got here.

How's you?
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 10:21, closed)

'ning
congratulations on the job again becky

you must be stoked
( Vipros you fight like a dairy farmer, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 10:32, closed)

Becky
That's great.

When do you start? :)
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 10:32, closed)

*wanders in*
'ing.
( Kaol is NOT in denial, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 10:33, closed)

'Ning Vipros, Mister K
All set for the weekend, chaps?
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 10:34, closed)

oh god yes
I've worked unusually hard this week and not slept all that well so the weekend is going to feel extra well-deserved!

no surf this weekend though :-/

everyone got some exciting plans?
( Vipros you fight like a dairy farmer, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 10:35, closed)

My weekend
Is gonna be boring.

No band practice as my guitarist is in 'Merica.

I think I'll get hammered tonight, and just sleep 'til Monday morning.
( Kaol is NOT in denial, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 10:38, closed)

*struts ins*
good morrow to thee, my fine qotwlets!


what cushions?
(happylittletulip not entirely true, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 10:39, closed)

Morning all
Thanks for the heads-up ancrenne.

Congrats on the job, Becky.

How's your frowning today, Kaol?
( K2k6 is suspicious of the blue sky, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 10:40, closed)

@HLT
nice strut

*fires cushion bazooka at HLT*
( Vipros you fight like a dairy farmer, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 10:42, closed)

@many
HLT - the cushions you mentioned in the dumping QOTW. Not that any of us is dumping anyone, but they might make the floor a bit more comfy/

k2k6 - a pleasure. The refugess camp during the fire showed me the value of a safe place for happy QOTWers.

Kaol... What's the drink of choice then? I'm going to drink Staropramen at the gig, get squiffy and then come home and pour some vodka into myself.
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 10:43, closed)

*throws open door*
*adopts wide stance*

*sings*

GOOO-OOO-OOOD MOOOOOOOOOOOOOR-NIIIIING!

Are we all well?
( Devil_In_Tights Al is a god. He is the god of bacon, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 10:43, closed)

Oh, THOSE cushions!
No, I haven't brought them - I like all of you and don't wish to accidentally break up with you by arranging cushions.

Also, cushions are just fat litter.

Are we competing now as to who can make the grandest entrance?
(happylittletulip not entirely true, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 10:46, closed)

Staropramen?
Woo!
I had that in Prague, which was lovely.
Then I had it again in that Goth pub I found in Brighton.

*smiles*

I don't drink beer normally.

Tonight I shall be drinking the red wine that I stole from Britain's Got Talent.
I have five half-sized bottles of it.

Then I'll see where the evening takes me.
May go to the pub.
( Kaol is NOT in denial, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 10:47, closed)

Morning all :)
I have the biggest smile on my face now as I did the sneaky ole "Yeah I'm just phoning you to give you a new contact number in case you wanted to get in touch with me" spiel and she offered me the job as they think I'm fabulous :)

I start Monday WOOHOOO

ANNNNND I got my Job seekers allowance money today so I can definitely come to the B3ta bash on Thursday!
( beckyjsbx more influential than Hitler, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 10:47, closed)

well done becky!
*cakes*
(happylittletulip not entirely true, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 10:49, closed)

So you've got a job,
Got money, and you're going to get laid?

Go you!
( Kaol is NOT in denial, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 10:50, closed)

^^
I missed the 'Becky getting laid' bit. Care to fill me in (pfft).
( K2k6 is suspicious of the blue sky, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 10:51, closed)

Morning DiT
*puts door back on hinges*

HLT - alright then, we'll just have to find some chairs..

*ooh, a sofa*


k2k6 - I thought it was just me that missed that.. anything you'd like to share with us becky? kaol?
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 10:52, closed)

It's a secret.
Unless you're going to be there, I can't tell you.
( Kaol is NOT in denial, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 10:52, closed)

I think I missed
the bit where I get laid too?
( beckyjsbx more influential than Hitler, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 10:52, closed)

and look!
a hammock!

*hammocks*

@ Becky - better get tested for rohypnol quick
(happylittletulip not entirely true, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 10:53, closed)

Ah yes
It's Captain K's chat up technique.
( K2k6 is suspicious of the blue sky, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 10:55, closed)

Er...
Nothing...

*runs off*
( Kaol is NOT in denial, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 10:55, closed)

Are there bean bags in here?
I likes a bean bag, I do...

*covets*
( Devil_In_Tights Al is a god. He is the god of bacon, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 10:55, closed)

*drags in bean bag*
*sets up table of cake and assorted nice*
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 10:57, closed)

@ DIT
There's one over there, look!

Someone - a foolish person - has left a box of Belgian chocolate truffles on my desk.

Anyone?
(happylittletulip not entirely true, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 10:57, closed)

No bean bags are rubbish
they leak and then get stuck in your ears *had to have three beanbag beans surgically removed from left ear when young*

I has a comfy leather sofa to sprawl on instead.
( beckyjsbx more influential than Hitler, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 10:58, closed)

Chocolate?
And Belgian chocolate at that.

Yes, please.
( K2k6 is suspicious of the blue sky, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 10:58, closed)

Even though
I'm getting all these chairs, I actually like sitting on the floor.

*sprawls*
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 10:59, closed)

*crosses arms*
*leans against wall*

*relaxes*
( Kaol is NOT in denial, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 10:59, closed)

*gets in the pool*
bliss :-)

*splashes people*
( Vipros you fight like a dairy farmer, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 10:59, closed)

Excellent
*pinches ancrenne's chair while it's still warm*
( K2k6 is suspicious of the blue sky, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 10:59, closed)

@ Becky
If Belgaer was here, you could get him to sex them out for you!
(happylittletulip not entirely true, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 11:00, closed)

Haha!
I heard he has a penis shaped like a crochet hook.
( Kaol is NOT in denial, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 11:01, closed)

Settled then!
I like it in here! Comfy bean bags (*smooshes*), great company, and cake!

(You may all hate me now, but I only really like the internet cake. In real life, I do not like sponge cake. The texture makes me gag. I like Christmas cake though!)

On an unrelated note, anybody know any good/cheap hotels in Vegas? Any B3tans in Vegas?
( Devil_In_Tights Al is a god. He is the god of bacon, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 11:01, closed)

Hmm,
I like it here

*lies down in the sun next to the pool*

*puts on sunglasses*

*finds convenient champagne left over from Becky's job celebrations*
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 11:02, closed)

I get the feeling that this comfortable
and sunny refuge is going to hinder my work today....

must model river jordan....
( Vipros you fight like a dairy farmer, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 11:03, closed)

Vegas
My sister's stopping off there on holiday this year. She said they got a hotel on the strip for relatively little, as Vegas is set up for gambling and they'd rather have you live where the casinos are and make their money that way.

Can't remember which one she said it was though.
( K2k6 is suspicious of the blue sky, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 11:03, closed)

*grabs petrol*
Bright light city gonna set my soul
Gonna set my soul on fire...

*grabs lighter*

*hums*

Viva Las Vegas!
( Kaol is NOT in denial, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 11:04, closed)

*shudders*
I find earsexing rather vile to be honest, so I shant be partaking in that.

Chocolate however...MMmmmm...
( beckyjsbx more influential than Hitler, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 11:04, closed)

It's lovely isn't it!
*spies fridge at convenient hammock height*

*opens fridge*

*pink champagne!*

*woos!*

*guzzles*

*falls off hammock*

*cries and laughs at the same time*
(happylittletulip not entirely true, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 11:04, closed)

@Vipros
I didn't know you were a model...

AHAHAHAHAIAMFUNNYHAHAHAHAHA!
( Devil_In_Tights Al is a god. He is the god of bacon, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 11:04, closed)

only rivers and waves
but you must admit they look good on me
( Vipros you fight like a dairy farmer, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 11:06, closed)

@ Vipros
what, are you some sort of sea-god or mermaid?
(happylittletulip not entirely true, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 11:06, closed)

*snaps pictures*
Work it! Work it! YES!
( Devil_In_Tights Al is a god. He is the god of bacon, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 11:08, closed)

Just skim reading the posts as I came back here
The only words I saw of k2k6 post were...

She said they strip for relatively little

*groans*
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 11:09, closed)

yes, a sea-god
*flourishes trident*
( Vipros you fight like a dairy farmer, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 11:12, closed)

@vipros
I can so see you as a Nordic sea god
( beckyjsbx more influential than Hitler, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 11:12, closed)

That's no trident!
It's a space station!
( Kaol is NOT in denial, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 11:13, closed)

Just popping to the shop
When I get back you can have me all day

*empties brain of terrible puns*
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 11:13, closed)

that's no trident
it's a huge cock
(happylittletulip not entirely true, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 11:15, closed)

I do have viking roots
and I do love the sea

edit: and I do have a huge cock ;-)

edit again: while editing that I made it say "I love the sea and a huge cock..."
( Vipros you fight like a dairy farmer, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 11:16, closed)

pics please
or it ain't true

edit: @ your edit - hahahaha!
(happylittletulip not entirely true, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 11:17, closed)

@ancrenne
"When I get back you can have me all day"

If you insist...
*prepares furiously*
( Kaol is NOT in denial, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 11:17, closed)

ok pic here
my cock

very SFW ;-)
( Vipros you fight like a dairy farmer, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 11:19, closed)

Wow Vipros
You do indeed have a huge cock. What do you call it?
( beckyjsbx more influential than Hitler, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 11:20, closed)

I'm at work, is it safe?
*too scared to click in case of sackage*
*will take becky's word for it*
(happylittletulip not entirely true, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 11:20, closed)

it is safe for work
unless you have strange policies

I call him Bertram
( Vipros you fight like a dairy farmer, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 11:21, closed)

Nice cock...
Can I stroke him?
( Kaol is NOT in denial, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 11:22, closed)

@HLT
It's safe so long as you're ok looking at cock porn
( beckyjsbx more influential than Hitler, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 11:23, closed)

Yay for Bertram
My friend has a cock called Bertie Rooster
( beckyjsbx more influential than Hitler, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 11:23, closed)

doh!
Nice cock!

edit@becky - that's what they sell in cinemas. I know, I once had too much in the back row and had to lie down for ages afterwards.
(happylittletulip not entirely true, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 11:24, closed)

Aww..
What a lovely cock.

*strokes head*

@Kaol... all day might be a bit optimistic but I'm sure I could fit you in somewhere
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 11:26, closed)

I was asked for cock porn
Many many times when I worked at a cinema last year. Sometimes on purpose and sometimes unintentionally. Every time without fail I'd giggle like a loon
( beckyjsbx more influential than Hitler, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 11:26, closed)

I'm descended from Vikings too!
I shall prove it when my facebook is up and running and I can get to the picture!

EDIT: My, that is a large, proud cock. And not a little feathery!
( Devil_In_Tights Al is a god. He is the god of bacon, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 11:29, closed)

@ Devil
Are you? Me too!
(happylittletulip not entirely true, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 11:31, closed)

stroke away
I also plan to get a duck and a goose and call them Duck Norris and Goose Lee

yay for us vikings. I've even got a ship
( Vipros you fight like a dairy farmer, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 11:32, closed)

@ Vipros
*groans*

I'm not descended from Vikings but I've got a bit of Irish in me.
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 11:34, closed)

@ancrenne
want a bit of viking in you?
( Vipros you fight like a dairy farmer, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 11:34, closed)

Lordy lordy, is that the time?
I haven't done a stroke of work this morning...
(happylittletulip not entirely true, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 11:36, closed)

^HLT
I am.

The Danish Vikings, that is, the best ones! (well, in my opinion!) We came from Jutland!

Here I am in my national dress!
( Devil_In_Tights Al is a god. He is the god of bacon, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 11:36, closed)

@Devil
Oooh, a scary Viking dude!

How do you know you're a Viking?
(happylittletulip not entirely true, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 11:38, closed)

@Vipros
Pffft...

Ooh, go on then

@Devil... nice horns
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 11:38, closed)

*looks at bottle of vodka in desk drawer*
*shrugs*
( Kaol is NOT in denial, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 11:40, closed)

Mmmm..vodka
It is Friday after all...

and the sun's nearly over the wossname

*glugs*
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 11:41, closed)

Genealogy, innit! :)
My Dad's done a family tree, reckons he's got back to about 1200. And, before me, the entire family was born in Denmark, so it's a pretty strong line so far...

EDIT: Although, Vipros has the beard for it!
( Devil_In_Tights Al is a god. He is the god of bacon, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 11:42, closed)

Impressive...
We've only gone back to 1600 or so but our surname is directly derived from Danish/Scandinavian and we're all blond and blue-eyed* so we just assumed we're Viking rather than doing proper research, cos we're also really lazy.

*except for me, grrr
(happylittletulip not entirely true, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 11:45, closed)

But, but, but
Aren't Tulips from Amsterdam?
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 11:49, closed)

^That'll do for me!
My REAL LIFE(TM) Surname is Jensen, the most common patronymic name in the whole of Denmark.

I think I should start introducing myself as Devil, son of Jen, son of Christian, son of Christian, son of Christian, son of Christian, son of Christian, son of Erik (etc...) (and that's accurate too, apart from my Dad's name).

Might make filling forms out difficult, though...

EDIT for Grammar! Commonest? No, I think I meant most common!
( Devil_In_Tights Al is a god. He is the god of bacon, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 11:50, closed)

I'm a bit of a latecomer here...
Isn't "viking" Norse/ Old English for "pillaging"?
( Enzyme is in ur [noun]z, [verb]in' ur [noun]z, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 11:51, closed)

@ ancrenne
Yes, yes they are...

Oh wait!

should I change to being a happylittleviking then?

*frowns*
(happylittletulip not entirely true, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 11:52, closed)

Not really...
The word Viking comes from the Old Norse word "vikingr", lit. "one who came from the fjords", from "vik", meaning a bay, creek, fjord or inlet. By the end of the Viking period, the term referred to pirates or robbers operating by sea, known as "vikingr" in West Norse, and was used as a term for sea-born warfare and harrying in the West Norse "Viking". Though mostly used as a general term for pirates there are instances of another use in some of the Icelandic sagas. There some were considered vikings and to be "going on Viking" who sailed out to claim fame and fortune for themselves.[3] This could involve seeking the stewardship of kings, trading in foreign parts and raiding. These names were common mainly in Scandinavia itself, however, and many other terms were generally used in the wider world. These included heathens, northmen, Lochlannachs in the Irish tongue, the people from the north, the Danes, Rus', or simply the foreigners. These terms, however, were used for the Viking peoples as a whole, and thus never accounted for the class distinction between vikings and other Norsemen nor the variety of the Nordic peoples.

The Vikings, Else Rosedahl, p.9
( Devil_In_Tights Al is a god. He is the god of bacon, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 11:55, closed)

Vikings would have been in Amsterdam
The Normans were descended from Scandanavians (which is how William of Normandy had a claim to the English throne when Harald Harlanda died). And the Norse traded around the Med and down to West Africa anyway. So you could have a Dutch Viking.
( Enzyme is in ur [noun]z, [verb]in' ur [noun]z, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 11:55, closed)

@HLT
As along as you don;t start pillaging instead of bringing cake :)

Alright Enzyme.

Coo.. it's like being at school here, but much more fun...
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 11:55, closed)

300!

( Enzyme is in ur [noun]z, [verb]in' ur [noun]z, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 11:55, closed)

Well,
Can I pillage and then hand round cake after, you know, to compensate?
(happylittletulip not entirely true, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 11:56, closed)

As far as I know
One line my family stretches way back in a Saxon direction.

The other is distantly from Slavic Jews.

A lot of great great something-or-the-others called Reuben.
*shrugs*

*eats bacon*
*chews happily*
( Kaol is NOT in denial, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 11:56, closed)

DiT
Ahh... so I got things the wrong way around.

Noted. Ta!
( Enzyme is in ur [noun]z, [verb]in' ur [noun]z, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 11:56, closed)

As long as there is cake
*awaits pillaging*
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 11:57, closed)

^You're welcome!
Although I suspect that's the onje and only time I'll be able to set you straight on, well, anything! :)
( Devil_In_Tights Al is a god. He is the god of bacon, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 11:58, closed)

thanks miss, will do miss
*goes to practise pillaging*

edit@fellow Vikings - you coming?
(happylittletulip not entirely true, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 11:58, closed)

I've been described as a mongrel
Which I think is distinctly unfair. I'm a heady mix of Irish, Welsh, English and Austrian.

I tend to ignore the last two though.

One of the scariest moments in my life was being in a house in Ireland and seeing an old, old photo, and seeing my face in it. I felt like I was in, erm, oh, my memory.. that film about a house that everyone looks the same in...
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 12:01, closed)

DiT
I'm tempted to read an innuendo into "set you straight"... but it'd make me sound anything-but-straight.

Having said that, the idea of a self-defeating innuendo is interesting...
( Enzyme is in ur [noun]z, [verb]in' ur [noun]z, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 12:01, closed)

@HLT
Are you ganging up on me?

*eeps*
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 12:02, closed)

Wants to be a viking now
But I'll settle for being an elf instead.
( beckyjsbx more influential than Hitler, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 12:03, closed)

@ ancrenne
No, oh no!

But I did get the impression you wanted to be pillaged (presumably not by me, a girl, urgh)

Edit: heady mix - like Kaol and petrol and knives you mean?
(happylittletulip not entirely true, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 12:04, closed)

bah, damn meetings!
my grandfather has traced our history back quite a way, which is how I know

plus, I'm big, fair and have grey eyes. I also tend to go beserk with an axe on occasion*

*may not be true
( Vipros you fight like a dairy farmer, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 12:07, closed)

Elves are cool though, Becky!
They can cast spells and everything.

*hides behind shield in case I get turned in to a frog*
( Devil_In_Tights Al is a god. He is the god of bacon, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 12:08, closed)

HLT
*wide eyed innocents*

Me?

Er.. .perhaps not quite so heady as the knife wielder... more giggly, less stabby
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 12:09, closed)

And they have cool ears
I was talent scouted to be an elf in LOTR but couldn't afford the airfair to New Zealand.

Gutted
( beckyjsbx more influential than Hitler, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 12:09, closed)

Hurray!
Thank you Becky!
( clendrix You hate Internet bullies? Fuck off - this is b3ta, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 12:09, closed)

I heard that for LOTR
they gathered up effeminate students and stuck them in costume
( Vipros you fight like a dairy farmer, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 12:10, closed)

Elves are very pretty but not very friendly
so Becky can;t be one as she is very friendly

*notes to self, she does seem to know a lot about internet wierdos*

Have none of you read Lords and Ladies?
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 12:10, closed)

@ancrenne
I've read lords and ladies, but I've read many other things with elves in more, so I tend to think of them in the LOTR type way, rather than as nasty
( Vipros you fight like a dairy farmer, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 12:12, closed)

@ancrenne
Am relieved about the less stabby bit, I shall be less pillagey in return.

Elves ARE cool AND they have pointy ears AND they do the big arms thing at important dramatic moments AND they get to say things like "from whence it came" without anyone laughing at them...
(happylittletulip not entirely true, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 12:12, closed)

^Ancrenne
Ah, yes I have! Any book with Esme Weatherwax in is a good choice!

Although my favourite Discworld by far is Night Watch. A great return to form, and Sam Vimes at his best.

*waits patiently for new book in November*

*reveals self to be a Pratchett geek*

EDIT: Becky, even though you didn't get to go that is the coolest thing!
( Devil_In_Tights Al is a god. He is the god of bacon, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 12:13, closed)

Noooo, elves aren't mean
You must be thinking of pixies? Pixies are pure evilness and they give elves a bad name with their similar looks, but evil ways. They'll steal your coconuts and not even say thank you.

Edit: DIT, my hair was in it's natural blonde state at the time, so I looked like the rest of the people who were in the film. Would have been awesome to have been in it.
( beckyjsbx more influential than Hitler, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 12:16, closed)

I've been busy for a bit and am just catching up
I think I'm probably of viking stock somewhere along the line, what with being blond and blue-eyed. But there's a French connection in the family as well.

Don't get the chance for much pillaging these days. It seems to have gone out of fashion.
( K2k6 is suspicious of the blue sky, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 12:17, closed)

@ Becky
Are you thinking of the Angry Pixie from the Faraway Tree?
(happylittletulip not entirely true, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 12:18, closed)

@DiT
Night Watch is a big steaming piece of genius. so well written. an excellent idea well executed
( Vipros you fight like a dairy farmer, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 12:21, closed)

k2k6
pillaging is very much the fashion here today so you're bang on trend.

DiT - nothing wrong with being a Pratchett geek. I got my mate a UU degree fore his birthday :)

I love Granny Weatherwax. One of the most satisfyingly ominous lines in any book I've read is her saying, 'Let's do some good' with a needle in her hand after beating off (fnar) would be muggers when walking Walter Plinge's mother home in Maskerade...

@HLT - I'd forgotten about the Angry Pixie!
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 12:23, closed)

Ah, excellent
*pillages*

*goes for lunch*
( K2k6 is suspicious of the blue sky, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 12:26, closed)

I'm going outside in a little while
to play frisbee with my mate who is a european gold medal winning champion great britain ultimate frisbee player

exciting stuff eh?
( Vipros you fight like a dairy farmer, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 12:27, closed)

I forgot about that pixie
but just all pixies in general really. Evil I tells ya.
( beckyjsbx more influential than Hitler, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 12:28, closed)

@Vipros
Don't let the side down...
( clendrix You hate Internet bullies? Fuck off - this is b3ta, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 12:30, closed)

Enjoy lunches and frisbees peoples
I'm going to make my desk look like I'm really busy but move things so my boss won't be able to to see my screen all afternoon

*spies even more slacking on b3ta in the near future*
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 12:33, closed)

*jealouses at ancrenne's screeny officey slackyplan*
my screen faces the office and i have to sit with my back to the door... my boss is in at 2pm so I will have to leave b3taland then

*cries*
(happylittletulip not entirely true, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 12:41, closed)

I'm off at 1
For New Scientist, alcohol an a length of black cord.
And maybe some food.
( Kaol is NOT in denial, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 12:47, closed)

HLT/Kaol
Poor you HLT! Backs to doors and people don;t work in my world...

*passes batfink shield of steel to protect you*

Kaol... Always the dark one, eh?
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 13:00, closed)

Right
I'm off to buy some paint so I can spruce up my room a bit as it's horrible paintwork in here, tell my landlord he'll be getting some rent money soon, buy my last box of cigarettes - I promised myself I'd quit once I got a new job - and get some lunch.
( beckyjsbx more influential than Hitler, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 13:02, closed)

Lunch today...
Will be at Joe's Cafe!

But tell me, B3tans: Omelette or Steak Sarnie?
( Devil_In_Tights Al is a god. He is the god of bacon, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 13:03, closed)

@ Devil
"Omelette or steak sarnie?"

Are you a Viking or not?!!
(happylittletulip not entirely true, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 13:06, closed)

DiT
Erm.. none of the above? (well, for me anyway - you can have what you like)

What else is on offer?

Edit - have fun painting becky. I'm quitting smoking this weekend too - we can be grumpy together!
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 13:08, closed)

Good point, HLT!
Steak, please. Blue!

*goes on pillage spree on Borough High Street*
( Devil_In_Tights Al is a god. He is the god of bacon, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 13:10, closed)

@ ancrenne
I don't have much choice here I'm afraid - but *dons shield of steel* ooooo thanks!

good luck giving up smoking becky and ancrenne!

edit@ devil - good lunch choice. bad spree idea. pillaging only please.
(happylittletulip not entirely true, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 13:11, closed)

@HLT
Thank you :) I'll be fine.

Everyone else might not be, though, for the first two days anyway. Might be worth keeping that shield of steel in case I throw anything...
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 13:12, closed)

@ ancrenne
*sends willpower*

are you going cold turkey or will you be using those patch things?
(happylittletulip not entirely true, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 13:13, closed)

Cold Turkey
I'm stubborn as a mule determined so it will be fine. I've done it before, only really started smoking again recently as this job is so dull I needed something to stave off the boredom...

My cunning plan has been to smoke myself sick this week in the run up to it and I am at the stage of having to *make* myself smoke now. I'll hate it hard by Sunday.
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 13:20, closed)

Oops, you're right...
That is a bad idea. I'll amend:

*goes on pillaging and kitkat spree*
( Devil_In_Tights Al is a god. He is the god of bacon, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 13:20, closed)

that was some good sunny frisbee fun time
now I really really don't want to do any work!

how are you all doing?
( Vipros you fight like a dairy farmer, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 13:21, closed)

I'm fine...
...and we've all been behaving ourselves.

Except Kaol.

How was frisbee?
( clendrix You hate Internet bullies? Fuck off - this is b3ta, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 13:23, closed)

business as usual then
:-D
( Vipros you fight like a dairy farmer, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 13:24, closed)

Hello again Clendrix, Vipros
all well here, HLT is cheerleading the ancrenne and becky quitting smoking team.

But some arse (me) has gone and got me a meeting at 2 so I'll be off in a bit.

At least we can sit out in the lovely sun, even if there's no frisbee. There will be ducks :)
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 13:25, closed)

Ducks
very cute, very entertaining, very tasty.
( clendrix You hate Internet bullies? Fuck off - this is b3ta, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 13:26, closed)

meetings suck I had one earlier
I'm off at half 4, or 4 if I get enough done

frisbee was fun. learning some tricks and a lot of different throws.

good chance to have a chat with a good mate too
( Vipros you fight like a dairy farmer, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 13:28, closed)

They're very entertaining, that's for sure
And they've all got little babies, like fuzzy golf balls that fall over.

@Vipros.. i play frisbee in the summer sometimes, and am chuffed to bits if I manage to throw or catch it at all. let alone learn new tricks. Those aerobie hoop things are good - I can catch them on my wrists, and haven't yet caught one going so fast it took my hand off...
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 13:28, closed)

aw, baby ducks
*melts*
(happylittletulip not entirely true, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 13:29, closed)

ducks are awesome
I do a pretty good duck impression (the noise that is)

re frisbee: so far I've learnt to be really good with the normal backhand throw, several variations thereof. I can throw upside down, kind of do a couple of spinny things then throw. working on the forehand one, but it is eluding me for the moment....
( Vipros you fight like a dairy farmer, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 13:33, closed)

@Vipros
*is impressed*

Is that you upside down though? For when you fall over?

*confused*
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 13:35, closed)

the frisbee upside down
I managed not to fall over today

I do tend to fall over a lot while sporting though
( Vipros you fight like a dairy farmer, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 13:39, closed)

frisbee is ace
but I don't know how you would throw upside down.

*puzzled*

*reads post below*

*penny drops*
(happylittletulip not entirely true, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 13:39, closed)

*understands*
Ah, I see! I was thinking of you being all dynamic and throwing the frisbee while you were lying on the ground after falling and rolling over, like what people do in shiny american films :)
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 13:41, closed)

I'm not really
a graceful throwing-things-while-rolling-around kind of guy

I like to think I might look a bit stylish and graceful while surfing, but to be honest I doubt it. I've seen photos...
( Vipros you fight like a dairy farmer, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 13:43, closed)

Burn the photos
Stick with the images you make in your head.
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 13:47, closed)

are we going to stay in this thread all week?
do you think we could make it to 1000 posts?

and, what should I have for lunch?
(happylittletulip not entirely true, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 13:49, closed)

that would mean burning my computer
and the facebook servers

not sure I have the resources required to do that
( Vipros you fight like a dairy farmer, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 13:49, closed)

I'm certain it could get to 1000 posts
and I recommend the salmon
( Vipros you fight like a dairy farmer, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 13:50, closed)

we can't have another server fire, it might spread back to here!
I like salmon, but I'm not feeling fishy today. Might have some cheese. Wonder if Devil enjoyed his steak sarnie?
(happylittletulip not entirely true, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 13:52, closed)

is it possible to not enjoy
a steak sarnie?

making pizza tonight, followed by mars bar mousse
( Vipros you fight like a dairy farmer, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 13:54, closed)

*stocks up fridge*
We could stay here. I like having somewhere to chat.

HLT - I recommend the soup. Mine was ace today, especially as no-one was sexing in it.

Fuckery. Meeting. Catch you in an hour, or shorter if I can look really bored...
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 13:55, closed)

are there just 2 of us left?
or are there more?
( Vipros you fight like a dairy farmer, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 13:56, closed)

hello!
have just retrieved lunch and am safely back at my desk!
( clendrix You hate Internet bullies? Fuck off - this is b3ta, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 14:05, closed)

I'm here now
But feeling a bit odd, so may not post much.
( Kaol is NOT in denial, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 14:06, closed)

@Kaol
you ok dude?
( Vipros you fight like a dairy farmer, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 14:06, closed)

feeling odd?
how so?
( clendrix You hate Internet bullies? Fuck off - this is b3ta, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 14:07, closed)

Dunno, bit spaced out
I went into town to get some lunch, and other bits, and managed to come back with nothing.
Just kinda wandered around in a bit of a daze.

*curses forgetting to buy lunch*
( Kaol is NOT in denial, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 14:09, closed)

not so good
*scans sandwich and emails to kaol*
( Vipros you fight like a dairy farmer, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 14:10, closed)

Thanks :)
Only a few hours 'til I can go home, so yay!
( Kaol is NOT in denial, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 14:12, closed)

I'm going to make a break for it as soon as possible
need to get home and start getting wasted
( Vipros you fight like a dairy farmer, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 14:14, closed)

I've gotta meet someone tonight
But will be hitting the drinks after that.
( Kaol is NOT in denial, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 14:16, closed)

Outta here at 4pm!
and off to sunny* cornwall

*yeh, right...
( clendrix You hate Internet bullies? Fuck off - this is b3ta, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 14:16, closed)

@kaol
doesn't sound like you are relishing it?

@clendrix: it's fairly sunny in devon at the moment, so you might be in luck

where abouts are you going?
( Vipros you fight like a dairy farmer, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 14:17, closed)

@vipros
off to the busy metropolis of par, because that's where dad lives. i'm a cornish lass!
( clendrix You hate Internet bullies? Fuck off - this is b3ta, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 14:19, closed)

ah cool
I love cornwall, almost as much as devon

I did the flood mapping for the hayle river too
( Vipros you fight like a dairy farmer, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 14:21, closed)

I'm meeting up with my sister.
Long story, all a bit rubbish with me and family.

*drinks coffee*
( Kaol is NOT in denial, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 14:21, closed)

we have lovely counties
i'm happy in london, but i do miss being down there by the sea and the moors.

*sighs*
( clendrix You hate Internet bullies? Fuck off - this is b3ta, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 14:22, closed)

ah
I'm fairly fortunate in that although my brother is an arse, he's not too bad, and the only problem I have with the rest of my family is that they are unreliable and unpunctual

not massive concerns really

feel free to share anything if you think it will help in unburdening you

edit: I'd miss the sea and the moors if I moved away too

if I were single I could probably cope with london...
( Vipros you fight like a dairy farmer, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 14:23, closed)

i'm single
maybe that's my problem!
( clendrix You hate Internet bullies? Fuck off - this is b3ta, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 14:26, closed)

It's a long story for another day
*smiles*

Two hours and a half now, yay!

I get next Friday off work too, which is nice.
Going to help a mate of mine photo a fashion show... *grins*
( Kaol is NOT in denial, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 14:27, closed)

@clendrix: but you are charming
;-)

cornish blokes are a bit weird though, so not sure if being there would help

fortunately I'm from Buckinghamshire, mostly raised in Devon, so am excellent all round

Kaol: that sounds like it will be a good experience :-D
( Vipros you fight like a dairy farmer, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 14:28, closed)

how sweet!
*blushes*

single life in london isn't so bad. plus, yes, i've, er, experienced some cornish fayre. no thanks.

perhaps having a tottenham-born dad and a cockney mum had the desired effect (i certainly don't have the cornish accent!).

edit: kaol - your role in that will be?
( clendrix You hate Internet bullies? Fuck off - this is b3ta, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 14:31, closed)

you're welcome ;-)
do you sound like you are from Laaaahndaaahn then?
( Vipros you fight like a dairy farmer, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 14:32, closed)

The grin
is an unusual look for your Kaol. We're so used to the frowns.

@clendrix - join the club.
( K2k6 is suspicious of the blue sky, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 14:32, closed)

cornish people
said i sounded like a cockney, but i used to visit my london family and they laughed at my country accent.

i think i'm more londony now, but i ain't no mockney, innit.

k2k6 - such fun, isn't it?
( clendrix You hate Internet bullies? Fuck off - this is b3ta, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 14:35, closed)

My role will involve
Telling models what to do, and adjusting lighting.
Possibly some heavy-grade perving.
*shrugs*

It's the morning after the Bash though, so I hope they're gentle with me.
( Kaol is NOT in denial, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 14:36, closed)

@clendrix
Yup. But you get good at some things.

Especially with all the Wednesday 4pm practice sessions.
( K2k6 is suspicious of the blue sky, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 14:37, closed)

ah, weapons-grade perving
shall indeed be fun

the more I chat with the people who frequent qotw the more I want to actually meet you all.

definitely got to make it happen someday!
( Vipros you fight like a dairy farmer, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 14:37, closed)

@Vipros
Yes! I'm sure the opportunity will arise - I'd love to meet you all!

@k2k6 - er, yes...
( clendrix You hate Internet bullies? Fuck off - this is b3ta, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 14:43, closed)

Yep,
I'm looking forward to playing with the models.

*considers growing a 'tash and wearing a silk shirt*
( Kaol is NOT in denial, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 14:45, closed)

@Kaol
Belgaer would be interested. He likes models too. Although they're a different kind...
( K2k6 is suspicious of the blue sky, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 14:50, closed)

Hey hey everyone
Did I miss much?

I took photos of ducks to share but haven't bluetooth or anything on this damn laptop to get photos here.

Vipros... go, on you *know* you want to organise a bash in Exeter...
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 14:51, closed)

we've been having a lovely chat
it's nice to have you back
( clendrix You hate Internet bullies? Fuck off - this is b3ta, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 14:52, closed)

Why thank you
Clendrix :)
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 14:54, closed)

would many people come do you think?
I could give it some thought

hmmm. might be an issue with places to stay to keep it cheap. my house isn't that big.

could do a camping one elsewhere in Devon possibly....
( Vipros you fight like a dairy farmer, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 14:57, closed)

I think...
I'd come if the time was right. Camping? No. Am far too old for all that stuff. If we were in town, I'd book somewhere.
( clendrix You hate Internet bullies? Fuck off - this is b3ta, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 14:59, closed)

Vipros
does the uni still hire out rooms over vacations? They were dead cheap. Shitty - rough brick walls *right* next to the bed made nights...interesting - but cheap.
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 15:03, closed)

I forget that not everyone is as enthusiastic about camping as I am
admittedly we take a tent that weighs 23kg and can easily take a kingsize inflatable bed so it's not what most people imagine camping to be like....

I'll keep a bash in mind and see if anything occurs to me

edit: @ancrenne: I have no idea. I remember cardiff used to when I was there, so that is an option.

best venue for a bash would probably be The Imperial. get some nice weather and we can sit in the grounds and get hammered!

further edit: for clarity - I'm not saying that staying at uni halls in cardiff is an option for a bash in exeter
( Vipros you fight like a dairy farmer, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 15:03, closed)

If we go to the Imperial
I will be scampering up the hill to my old hall when drunk, for old times sake.

Also, I saw my first real live badger just outside there.
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 15:07, closed)

sit in grounds and get hammered
hmm...sounds dreadful*



*if dreadful means fecking great
( clendrix You hate Internet bullies? Fuck off - this is b3ta, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 15:08, closed)

Vipros
Run out of characters on your sig, then?
( K2k6 is suspicious of the blue sky, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 15:08, closed)

*snorts*
thanks for pointing that out k2k6
( Vipros you fight like a dairy farmer, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 15:09, closed)

@ancrenne
was that comment about the badger meant to be innuendo?

Because I read it as such.
( K2k6 is suspicious of the blue sky, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 15:09, closed)

I'm up for that
If it's a weekend.
Or something.

I'm more than happy not sleeping, so don't need to worry too much *grins*
( Kaol is NOT in denial, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 15:11, closed)

oh yes!
kaol, let's not sleep and thus save money - we can sit on a park bench with bottles in brown paper bags
( clendrix You hate Internet bullies? Fuck off - this is b3ta, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 15:14, closed)

only problem is
(and this is the main reason I can't make the bash in august) I have way too much stuff booked in to my weekends for some time to come....

hmmm

if you could all make it down for the 26th of July then my band has it's first gig ;-)
( Vipros you fight like a dairy farmer, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 15:14, closed)

Clendrix...
That sounds good!
*packs homeless person clothes*
( Kaol is NOT in denial, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 15:17, closed)

If it's a Thursday
we wouldn't even need clothes!
( K2k6 is suspicious of the blue sky, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 15:20, closed)

k2k6
ppfffttt... no, not at all :) That memory has been slightly corrupted now, though :)

Vipros...26th y'say? the b3ta QOTW mobile fanclub? If I've some work by then to pay the train fare, I could do that.


EDIT - I'll only drink on benches if I'm allowed to swear at cars and dogs.
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 15:21, closed)

actually...
...i could do the 26th as well...
( clendrix You hate Internet bullies? Fuck off - this is b3ta, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 15:21, closed)

Still catching up...
but before I forget...

Clendrix, I want to go to Cornwall again, can I stowaway in your suitcase please?

Vipros, that's fucking lie that Bucks is great. I lived in Hell Wycombe for 8 years and it wasn't great.

Edit: If I get paid by then I might be able to do the 26th
( beckyjsbx more influential than Hitler, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 15:22, closed)

yes
*opens suitcase, removes stuff, squashes ancrenne in*

oops, becky - sorry, getting disracted by men outside - how rude of me
( clendrix You hate Internet bullies? Fuck off - this is b3ta, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 15:24, closed)

would be cool if a few of you could come :-)
me and the rest of the band are going to be a bundle of nerves though, so not sure if I will be all that sociable hehe

@becky: I didn't say that it was great by any means, although where I lived in Hughenden Valley wasn't too bad

just meant that I don't suffer from the inbredness of being born in devon, but have benefitted from growing up here
( Vipros you fight like a dairy farmer, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 15:24, closed)

High Wycombe's not that bad
I saw Tim Brooke Taylor in Pizza Hut there once.

When I told my mate, after I'd returned home, he said, "How did you know it was him? Did you see his bike outside?"

(You have to be of a certain age to get that)
( K2k6 is suspicious of the blue sky, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 15:25, closed)

k2k6
i have a horrible feeling I know what you're talking about but I blame repeats.

Clendrix - I think it was Becky asking to stow away but thanks! Cheaper than the train

*squeezes in*
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 15:26, closed)

room for all
just need to eat spinach so I can lift you all into the tube carriage!
( clendrix You hate Internet bullies? Fuck off - this is b3ta, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 15:28, closed)

Umm.......
Who's Tim Brooke Taylor?

Reece Shearsmith - Papa Lazarou lives here, so I prefer East Finchley :)

Scrambles into suitcase and sits on Ancrenne before it's closed
( beckyjsbx more influential than Hitler, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 15:30, closed)

'Ullo!
I'm BACK.

In the end I went for Lamb Cutlets, Bubble & Squeak and a pint of Lager.

I am now fit for sleeping, but I have lots to do!
( Devil_In_Tights Al is a god. He is the god of bacon, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 15:31, closed)

Let me out of the suitcase!
Papa Lazarou?

I could be there in about an hour and a half

*passes cage trap*

Howdy DiT
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 15:31, closed)

Yep
I've chatted to him a few times as he's always loitering around the tube platform where I stand. He's rather sexeh in real life

Edit: Hi DIT
( beckyjsbx more influential than Hitler, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 15:33, closed)

Becky
You've chatted to him?

*faints*

*gets up*

*faints again*

Can I come and live with you for a bit? I might have to touch you reverently when we meet now.
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 15:36, closed)

The League went to my University...
And came back to do a talk/session while I was there.

May I say that they are all rather Woosome?

They are all rather Woosome!
( Devil_In_Tights Al is a god. He is the god of bacon, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 15:38, closed)

Hmmm...
*considers painting face for bash*
( Kaol is NOT in denial, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 15:39, closed)

Very woosome indeed
I doubt you'd want to live here that much Ancrenne. My flatmate is a cunt. I've lived here 2 1/2 months and spoken to her twice. I told her she'd left her engagement ring on the corner of the sink and she just grunted at me. Next time I'm flushing it down the toilet.
( beckyjsbx more influential than Hitler, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 15:40, closed)

my last flatmate
knew she was the only person in the world who knew how i felt about a guy i had a HUGE crush on. so she went out and fucked him.

love my new flatmate! heart goes out to Becky.
( clendrix You hate Internet bullies? Fuck off - this is b3ta, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 15:45, closed)

Hey, Kaol...
Whatcha gonna paint it as?

pleasesayteenagemutantninjaturtlepleasesayteenagemutantninjaturtle...
( Devil_In_Tights Al is a god. He is the god of bacon, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 15:45, closed)

...
Becky...It would be more a place to shower in that live. I'd be 'casually' outside his house all day and night... 'casually, like. BTW - she sounds charming. Sell the ring and drink the proceeds.

Kaol.. if you do that, I will not be responsible for my actions. You are warned.

DiT... Why, why have you both met him and not me!

Clendrix... Thanks for that tip. *reminds self not to get female lodgers or share secrets with lodgers*
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 15:46, closed)

@DiT
Papa Lazarou... You missed the reference, I take it...


The people I live with are boring.
I think they might be a bit scared of me too.
*shrugs*
( Kaol is NOT in denial, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 15:47, closed)

Haha, sorry!
Lunchtime beer has addled my brain a little bit...

@ Ancrenne: Well, I don't know. Maybe he's saving himself for you?
( Devil_In_Tights Al is a god. He is the god of bacon, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 15:51, closed)

My darlings!
I'm going to log off.

*trembles at the thought*

Have a great weekend - I'll be back on Tuesday to see how this HUGE thread is doing!
( clendrix You hate Internet bullies? Fuck off - this is b3ta, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 15:51, closed)

I think mine is scared of me too
As I got up last night to for a piss about 2am just as she had gotten into her room. I heard her bolt out of bed and lock the door. So I wandered up and down the hallway a few times banging into things to freak her out. I know, I'm so considerate of others. And she's a messy fucker. Granted I am too, but only in my room. But she leaves food out in the kitchen, takes up all the freezer space and then doesnt eat any of it and actually pisses on the toilet seat. I took one of those family size toilet roll packs into the toilet when I first moved in and there was three of us, since the other girl has moved out I've been replacing the toilet roll in there as she doesn't bother. So now I keep it in my room instead and she shakes off (presumably) and there's always drops on the seat. Feeeeeeelthy bitch.
( beckyjsbx more influential than Hitler, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 15:52, closed)

See you next week Clendrix
I think this huge thread was your suggestion in the first place?

Have a great weekend :)
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 15:52, closed)

@Becky...
God, I hate your flatmate too. I used to live with several people, one of whom would sing and dance to Gwen Stefani at all hours (and believe me, she was not a hollaback girl (whatver one of those is)), another who never, ever washed, and another who used to have loud webcam conversations at 3 in the morning wihout using headphones.

But the crowning glory? Drinking my beers and not replacing them! Grrrrrrrrr...

EDIT: Bye bye Clendrix!
( Devil_In_Tights Al is a god. He is the god of bacon, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 15:54, closed)

Becky.. hideousness
I need a lodger soon. Come and live with me. I know it's not exactly local, but if you bring Reece, I *will*invent a new form of transport that gets you to your shiny new job in nanoseconds. I will

Edit - bye Becks, see you later :)
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 15:55, closed)

Bye Clendrix
Enjoy Cornwall.

Right, I'm going to start washing down walls and painting and stuff. Might post pictures if the stencil I'm planning works out how I want it to once it's done.

Edit: Cunts the lot of them.
Ancrenne: I fear you might live a touch too far away, but I love the thought of it :)
( beckyjsbx more influential than Hitler, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 15:55, closed)

I'm offski in a few minutes too
have a good weekend everyone!
( Vipros you fight like a dairy farmer, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 15:57, closed)

*sneaks back in*
HELLO DAAAAVE!
(happylittletulip not entirely true, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 15:57, closed)

*collapses*
Damn, it's just HLT. I mean, lovely to see you and all...

*sighs*

Welcome back anyway :)

Bye Vipros!
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 16:00, closed)

Becky
If you need any help getting a stencil re-jigged in photoshop, just drop me a message.
( Kaol is NOT in denial, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 16:01, closed)

@ ancrenne
That's right, it was ME in a WIG!

*soothes*

I've had sugar for lunch! Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
(happylittletulip not entirely true, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 16:01, closed)

I must say...
I'm not a gay man, but I would with Shearsmith.

And John Barrowman.

But other than that I'm totally not gay. Totally.
( Devil_In_Tights Al is a god. He is the god of bacon, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 16:03, closed)

DiT
You missed "Kaol" from that list :p
( Kaol is NOT in denial, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 16:05, closed)

As you're not a gay man
step away from the Shearsmith.

I'm not a violent person but if needs must...

He's MINE
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 16:05, closed)

*backs off*
It's OK. I didn't want him anyway.

*plays with League of Gentlemen dolls*

Kaol - you may be a bit knifey for me... I mean, I'm not that kind of girl. And what would Al say?
( Devil_In_Tights Al is a god. He is the god of bacon, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 16:07, closed)

ooh
That told you, didn't it, Devil?

Alles klar?
(happylittletulip not entirely true, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 16:14, closed)

Anyone still here
or have you all buggered off for the weekend?

*scuffs foot on floor*

*listens to echoes*
( K2k6 is suspicious of the blue sky, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 16:21, closed)

Halloooooooooo
I'm still here!

Is it because it's gone dark in England and we're the only ones left awake?
(happylittletulip not entirely true, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 16:23, closed)

echo
echo

echo

I'm here til 5 k2k6 :)
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 16:23, closed)

Afternoon, ladies
I'll be here for much merriment for another 15 or 20 minutes.

Well, minor merriment at least.
( K2k6 is suspicious of the blue sky, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 16:25, closed)

I'm still here...
But God knows why!

*falls asleep on desk*

When I'm King, Fridays will be days off for everyone!
( Devil_In_Tights Al is a god. He is the god of bacon, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 16:25, closed)

@ Devil
that's a good idea, you get my vote.

Oh hang on, you don't vote for kings, do you.

*frowns*

How will you become king then?
(happylittletulip not entirely true, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 16:26, closed)

Afternoon everyone.
I had a dream last night where I learned that 'b3ta' was really pronounced the American way.
( mistaspakkaman painlessly constructed an olive on, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 16:29, closed)

To misquote Marilyn Manson
When I'm god everyone gets Friday off.

You don't vote in gods, either. I shall just have to win you all over with my fabulous pants.

Edit.. af'noon spakka. What's 'the American way' then?
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 16:30, closed)

It's possible to become king
by fighting, and killing the current monarch. Didn't that happen at Hastings a while back?

Borrow one of Kaol's knives and break into Buckingham palace.

Wait, they treat that as treason now, don't they?
( K2k6 is suspicious of the blue sky, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 16:30, closed)

@spakka
What, you mean b3da?
( K2k6 is suspicious of the blue sky, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 16:31, closed)

Afternoon all
God that was a long one (fnarr fnarr). Shift at work, I mean. Waited ages for the bus, then two came at once. Oh, I need to get out more.

All well? Happy?
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Fri 13 Jun 2008, 16:31, closed)

How will I become King?
Like THIS:

*shows royal birthmark proving rightful kingship*

The prophecy is fulfilled!

So ner.
( Devil_In_Tights Al is a god. He is the god of bacon, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 16:32, closed)

Back again
Kaol, I need your help as it transpires. I've got the picture I want to use, but resizing it to wall size makes it go pixelated and I'm too cheap to spend money on an actuall stencil. Halp please

What's the American way the? I've always pronounced it B3ta to rhyme with later
( beckyjsbx more influential than Hitler, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 16:33, closed)

Hello TWW
Things are fine here. I got close to a duck earlier.

re b3ta pronunciation, I say it to rhyme with peter.
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 16:35, closed)

*slices off DiT's birthmark*
*staples it to my chest*
( Kaol is NOT in denial, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 16:36, closed)

As a Scot
I pronounce it 'beta'. Which doesn't really rhyme with Peter, as that has an r in it.
( K2k6 is suspicious of the blue sky, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 16:37, closed)

I must be the only person
who says 'Bee three tee ay'.

I know it's meant to rhyme with 'Peter', but I can't bring myself to say it. Dunno why...

EDIT: Won't do you any good, Kaol. That birthmark is wired to explode if stolen.

In 3... 2... 1...
( Devil_In_Tights Al is a god. He is the god of bacon, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 16:37, closed)

Duck?
Full grown or sweet baby duckling? We have a mummy duck nests outside our building every year and they have to move her along so we can all get some work done. Baby ducks are soooo cute.

Only here for a few minutes to check up on you all. Nearly time to feed the witchlets.

edit: I pronounce it the same way as K2k6. beta
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Fri 13 Jun 2008, 16:37, closed)

The american way
is 'bay-tah'. According to Wikipedia, 'b3ta' is pronounced 'bee-ter'.

Anyway, I've ventured onto \board and made two feature-requests (here and here).

EDIT: Afternoon TWW
( mistaspakkaman painlessly constructed an olive on, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 16:38, closed)

Passes
DiT a needle and thread and some Savlon
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 16:38, closed)

*boom*
*commences sweeping up bits of Kaol*
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Fri 13 Jun 2008, 16:40, closed)

Ah-ha, still here I see
How are we all today?

I managed to innuendo it to the max today, asking someone if they liked their coffee 'big and black'.

What's the chat about today?
(PenguinOfDeath wants a holiday on, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 16:44, closed)

@spakka
Wouldn't it be bay-dah?

Anyway, I'm off home. Have a good weekend y'all.
( K2k6 is suspicious of the blue sky, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 16:44, closed)

@becky re resizing picture
How are you resizing it?

EDIT: Bye K2k6
( mistaspakkaman painlessly constructed an olive on, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 16:45, closed)

Hi PoD
just come in myself (oo er).

Have also spent the entire working day in an innuendo fest!

Edit: Bye bye K2k6, have a good one. *waves*
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Fri 13 Jun 2008, 16:45, closed)

TWW
it was a mother duck, madly trying to eat cigarette ends. I'll put a picture up when I get home.

@Spakka - I've just put a suggestion up there too, will clicky on yours.

TWW - look, you missed a bit

Bye k2k6, welcome PoD!

*points at Edward Scissorhands/Kaol's knifey hand*


EDIT - now with added duck photo


( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 16:45, closed)

*sweeps up knifey hand*
thanks ancrenne. That lad's all over the place today.
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Fri 13 Jun 2008, 16:47, closed)

@spakkaman
Just by enlarging the pixel amount in photoshop. *has no idea of how to use photoshop, just crop pictures really*
( beckyjsbx more influential than Hitler, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 16:49, closed)

Have to go now
casserole is ready to the point of being about to burn.

oops!

back soon
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Fri 13 Jun 2008, 16:51, closed)

How are we all?
I have absolutely who all 'we' includes today.

Productive days, or b3ta filled days all round?
(PenguinOfDeath wants a holiday on, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 16:53, closed)

PoD
For me, at least, you know the answer to that...

I've managed a small amount of work as well though. There was some, for once.
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 16:55, closed)

Well yes
I could have guessed at what your answer would be.

I imagine your day involved being on b3ta, lunch, a small amount of work, some cigarette break (possibly some of your last), and a walk on which you saw some ducks.
(PenguinOfDeath wants a holiday on, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 16:57, closed)

26th?
I've skimmed through some of the replies, and there seems to be something going on on the 26th of July. Is this another bash?
( mistaspakkaman painlessly constructed an olive on, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 16:57, closed)

PoD
Go to the top of the class!

Good point - I've had my last smoke break at work. Woo!

And duck pictures will be posted later :) Off home in 3 minutes!

Bye for now all, back after the gig later.
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 16:58, closed)

@becky
I don't use Photoshop, but in PaintShopPro, you can chose the resize-type. This can either be 'pixel resize', 'bilinear' or 'bicubic'. 'bicubic' gives the best results for photos.
( mistaspakkaman painlessly constructed an olive on, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 16:59, closed)

POD
I'm making a stencil for my wall as I'm bored of magnolia walls. Can't be arsed to pain the actual walls at the moment as I have a very high ceiling.


Edit OH MY FUCKING GOD, SHE'S FUCKING DISGUSTING. My flatmate has left food out long enough that I just went into the kitchen and counted 42 full size flies buzzing around, settling on her plates - I also keep mine in my room as her food smells bad. Fucking kill the bitch
( beckyjsbx more influential than Hitler, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 17:00, closed)

G'night people
I'll be back about 11.
Possibly drunk.
Haha!
Bye!
( Kaol is NOT in denial, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 17:01, closed)

Bye leavers
I may also be back tonight drunk.
( mistaspakkaman painlessly constructed an olive on, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 17:02, closed)

If your copy of photoshop is anything like mine
Then go to the image menu, then image size, then you can change the percentage size as necessary. And you can choose bicubic and things in it.

What you doing a stencil of? A crazy man with binoculars?
(PenguinOfDeath wants a holiday on, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 17:03, closed)

Spakkaman
I have no idea of how to do that, so Kaol's very kindly fixing it for me.

I'm going to brave the kitchen now the balcony door and window are open to make food. Flies better be fucking gone as I almost puked then.

Edit: Nope it's of a tree. I can't find it in photoshop, so going to leave it
( beckyjsbx more influential than Hitler, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 17:05, closed)

I too am jumping ship!
But thank you for a fine day, everyone! May not be about much over the weekend what with Karate and everything, but I'll defo see you Monday!

Have a super smashing weekend! :)
( Devil_In_Tights Al is a god. He is the god of bacon, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 17:14, closed)

Exeter bash on 26th
Have read a few more replies and would definitely be up for that! I'm even prepared to go camping (I have a 2-person tent I've not used for 3 years). Would also give me some time to arrange some job-interviews so I'd have an excuse to visit England. Also, I've got a friend who lives nearby (in Devon, the definition of 'nearby' can be stretched somewhat).

EDIT: Bye DIT.

EDIT2:

@becky: congratulations on your new job.

@K2k6 re Tim Brooke Taylor's bike: Buttercup?
( mistaspakkaman painlessly constructed an olive on, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 17:15, closed)

*opens door*
*peers in*

"Hello, anybody here?"

*shakes heads, feeling lonely*
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Fri 13 Jun 2008, 19:06, closed)

Evening fuckers
How are we all?

I think I may habe drunk half my body weight in alchol tonight, but oddly i'm not tired or hungry now. Most peculiar
( beckyjsbx more influential than Hitler, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 22:59, closed)

Alrighty folks?
Anyone around?

I've had a fantastic night. I unexpectedly went down on the front two rows of the mosh pit, but fortunately, the gentlemen involved were kind enough to sort me out and get me safely to where I needed to be.

I'm hot as hell right now though.

btw - senser were fucking awesome
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 0:28, closed)

Evenin'
Anyone here?
( mistaspakkaman painlessly constructed an olive on, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 0:28, closed)

Evenin' A
Caught me just in time?

Did anyone return the favour?
( mistaspakkaman painlessly constructed an olive on, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 0:29, closed)

Howdy spakka
how goes?
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 0:30, closed)

Just realised
We posted at exactly the same time.

How was it for you?
( mistaspakkaman painlessly constructed an olive on, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 0:30, closed)

Oh yes,
It was a very reciprocal crowd.
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 0:31, closed)

.
Went out and had a great time.

Watched the footy in the pub. Fucking great match. Goal after goal after goal. Then went to another place for a while and some beers and am now back.
( mistaspakkaman painlessly constructed an olive on, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 0:32, closed)

Spakka
I think it would be fair to say the earth moved.Either that or I wobbled through drink, and that would never happen
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 0:33, closed)

@a
Having two rows go down on you. I'm jealous.
( mistaspakkaman painlessly constructed an olive on, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 0:33, closed)

It was rather the other way round
I went down on the front two rows.Even so, it was all over in a second.
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 0:35, closed)

.
But did they go down on you?
( mistaspakkaman painlessly constructed an olive on, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 0:37, closed)

Spakka
Only in the gentlest sense.

Once I was down, a multiplicity of hands came to sort me out. I was very grateful. It was just what I needed

EDIT - this page is taking an age to load. Any suggestions on a) speeding it up b) an easily signpostable convenient other location?

Or is it just that my laptop is tired?
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 0:39, closed)

.
But was it the quantity of hands or the quality of what they did?

EDIT: Maybe it's getting too long. Perhaps I should slide it in a new one and we can come quicker.
( mistaspakkaman painlessly constructed an olive on, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 0:42, closed)

The quantity probably saved me
from ending up in a sticky mess on the floor, as they all pulled their own weight and between them, sorted me right out.
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 0:46, closed)

Evening all
It's not just you.

I say we start a new one, and just put a note at the bottom of this one saying to go to page x and look for a post by x, and that's where we shall be.
(PenguinOfDeath wants a holiday on, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 0:47, closed)

@PoD
'ning!

Good plan.

My thinking brain is buried under quite a slew of alcohol though. You lead, I'll follow.
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 0:49, closed)

'ning all
I've just landed and I can't be arsed to ride the length of this post. What's going on?

*drunks*
(happylittletulip not entirely true, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 0:49, closed)

Alright tulip
where are you then? thought you had no internet at home?

We're considering retiring to a quicker to load thread...

*drunks also*
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 0:51, closed)

I've started a new one.
.
It's here (page 20).
.
( mistaspakkaman painlessly constructed an olive on, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 0:52, closed)

ancrenne!
*hugs, drunkly*

I'm at the parentals abode wot has band of broad, innit, so I'm stealing their interwebs! Moo hahahaha!

how are you petal?
(happylittletulip not entirely true, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 0:53, closed)

Which one - Spakka or Pod
?
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 0:53, closed)

Spakka
I deleted mine.
(PenguinOfDeath wants a holiday on, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 0:55, closed)