Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Rubber, Johnny?Myself and a friend walk into a classroom, where the teacher is already in conversation with a young female student.
Teacher looks up as we enter the room "Ah, I don't suppose you have rubber, Johnny?"
Johnny swiftly replies that he doesn't, then, winking at the teacher offers to leave them alone for a while.
Young female student looks suitably embarrassed.
Teacher (a giant of a man) blushes and bashfully kicks at the floor with his foot.
Myself and Johnny don't stop laughing for the duration of the lesson.
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Moey, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:57,
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