Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Of Supermarkets....When in the supermarket with Mrs. Ryushin, we were looking to cook a satay chicken Dish, with me making the stir-fry. From the other side of an aisle, the Missus, after searching for Satay Sauce, loudly announces:
"Darling, I can't find any of your nut-sauce."
You could hear the entire supermarket grind to a halt, and me laughing. Lots.
Not to be outdone by this, we made our way over to the beer & Ales section, whereupon I happened to pick up some ales, without looking.
At the checkout, I loudly announced that I was going to enjoy said ales, picked up one bottle and began the sentance:
"Yes, tonight, I am particularly going to enjoy this, erm, Mann's Brown Ale."
It was her turn to laugh.
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