Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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when i was doing my GCSEsthere was a guy who always used to hassle me on the bus home, i would always listen to my walkman and he thought it was funny to talk shit about me quite loudly thinking i wouldnt notice. one day i had enough and when i got off the bus i tried to strangle him with the chain my wallet was on, only i was facing him at the time so he got away. the next day when it came up in conversation i casually mentioned i would have had more luck if i took him from behind
i didnt hear the end of that one for a while
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Reme Philips wants a new sig, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 13:00,
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