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This is a question Accidental innuendo

Freddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"

What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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This is a QotW answer Much was made of the sign
one one of the new buildings where I work...


(I helped save b3ta! ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 13:18, closed)
This is a QotW comment Clicks
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! beckyjsbx FAH Q, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 13:24, closed)
This is a QotW comment .
Wish I could click on Becky's reply.
(I helped save b3ta! mistaspakkaman - think of it as an extended vacation!, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 13:31, closed)
This is a QotW comment *pffffft* for both post and reply.
One of my favouritest people goes to Southampton uni as well :) he does engineering, not midwifery, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Maladicta click, click, boom, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 13:36, closed)
This is a QotW comment I'd give you becky one too
That's an ace pic :)
(I helped save b3ta! ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 13:38, closed)
This is a QotW comment That sign...
I walk past it nearly every day on my way to Uni, it still mkaes me chuckle.
(stiglfc And the big wheel keep on turnin', Thu 12 Jun 2008, 13:43, closed)
This is a QotW comment wow
Lots of Southampton B3tards.

Bash?
(I helped save b3ta! Moonraker isn't the droid you were looking for, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 13:50, closed)
This is a QotW comment Moonraker
That could be fun :)

Not in June or August though for preference as there are London bashes then
(I helped save b3ta! ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 13:56, closed)
This is a QotW comment Aww! Now I'm all nostalgic over Soton Uni...
That sign is destined to become one of Southampton's top tourist attractions because there's nothing else worth looking at.
(I helped save b3ta! Templeton is upstairs... covered in maple syrup, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 14:51, closed)
This is a QotW comment Shouldn't haemarroid
be spelt haemorrhoid?

Good pics though. They deserve a click for ancrenne and Becky.

I'll give them both one.
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 is working with a bottle of purest yellow, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 15:57, closed)
This is a QotW comment As an ex-ECS student
Top find, have a click.

(I think it was building 52 where I spent most of my life there; one of the large spodlabs, anyway..)
(bluemeat has been best of all the animals since, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 16:18, closed)
This is a QotW comment Bash
How about September, before the swarming hordes of freshers descend? Pubs might be a bit clearer then, and as long as we avoid tuesday, all should be safe.
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Of Belmsford has got 99 problems, but the bitch ain't one, on, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 18:15, closed)
This is a QotW comment I miss Southtrampton.
If there's a bash at The Hobbit any time I'm next in the country...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris beer is small here, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 13:30, closed)
This is a QotW comment Belmsford
September works for me, good thinking. Gaz me if this goes on the calendar?
(I helped save b3ta! ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 14:53, closed)

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