Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Ordering a meal from a restaurant...My good friend stepped up to the counter first and placed his order. Moving my tray along behind him the cashier turned to me immediately following and said
"Oh, are you two together?"
"No sweetheart," I replied, "it's just a casual thing" with a wink as her face reddened at realisation of what she said.
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