Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Being an IT Techy opens you to allsorts of innuendos.So I'm at a girls desk, and I'm swapping out her old clunky CRT screen for a nice new LCD monitor.
She was a lovely cute blonde lass, pretty chatty and playful. Shes there trying to adjust her new monitor into a position she likes, and was trying to lift it up higher. As you may know, a lot of them have a little button at the back, and she just couldnt figure it out.
"Dont worry! I'll get it up for you!"
hahah :) I'll leave it to your descresion if that was an accidental innuendo or not.
Anyway, later on that night, I did... in her bed :)
Last sentence might not be strictly true.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 13:48, closed)
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