Humph.
Record researcher Samantha has made one of her customary visits to the gramaphone library, where she runs errands for the kindly old archivists, such as nipping out to fetch their sandwiches. There favourite treat is cheese with homemade chutney, but they never object when she palms them off with relish.
( I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 13:51, 4 replies)

Oh my, this could be a long one
Samantha tells me she's had to nip out to meet a nice chap who's training her in computer skills. Tonight she hopes he's going to show her the 3 1/2 inch floppy he's got in his Mac.
( Fireflier La la la la, not listening on, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 14:18, closed)

Bless you Humph...
"Samantha nipped out to the gramophone library earlier, and as the eager assistants down there suspected she might be a country music lover, they got out every Johnny Cash and Willie Nelson record available. Well, in my experience, she’s certainly always been a big fan of Willie’s, and now she’s got to work her way through a complete boxed set of Johnny’s."
( snee held his breath since, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 16:18, closed)

Oh I miss Samantha
If she's looking for work I've recently bought various varieties of grass seed for my lawn: She's very welcome to come round and spread them in my garden.

Fans will be very pleased with this
( Olembe Refuses to write in this space, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 16:53, closed)

Well
We discovered this week that Samantha always insists on eating local produce. Later on she's nipping down the bulls head to enjoy some local pork in cider.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 12:39, closed)