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This is a question Accidental innuendo

Freddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"

What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context

(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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This is a QotW answer My teacher who was a tosser.
Back in the college days, we had a tutor who was a bit of a character. Though he never realised what the word Toss meant. Infact the term Tosser in his vocab meant someone who was a slacker and didnt do any work.

So as we're sat pratting around on the net, he screams at the top of his voice "WILL YOU STOP TOSSING IT OFF!!?"

In a classroom, to underagers and he's screaming at them to stop performing sexual acts on themselves.... hmmm.

Length?. Dunno.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 14:09, closed)

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