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This is a question Accidental innuendo

Freddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"

What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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This is a QotW answer My mother
For her birthday a few months ago, I got my mum a hand-held massager. One of those things that you hold against your neck when your husbands too bloody lazy to give you a decent massage.

The last time I saw her she thanked me for the wonderful vibrator I got her.
(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 14:10, closed)
This is a QotW comment How can
a bloke be too lazy to give a massage? I love giving massages. Especially the full body ones.:D
(Teran Thinks Pogonophobia is funny, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 14:15, closed)
This is a QotW comment I'll massage
your mum.
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeysex You can't box zombies, you fool, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 14:16, closed)
This is a QotW comment Teran
do you give lessons?
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Thu 12 Jun 2008, 14:21, closed)
This is a QotW comment I've been thinking about it
BUt can never work out how much to charge. A free tip: Its all in the fingers.

Edit: and a working knowledge of pressure points is good too.
(Teran Thinks Pogonophobia is funny, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 14:42, closed)

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