Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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There must be something in the air todayI just went to the shop to grab some beers having read lots of todays posts,
As I was leaving, I let the dorr shut behind me, not realising that a fella was just leaving the shop behind me. I went to the door and pushed it open for him, he had a buggy with him, and said:
"Sorry mate, I didn't realise you were coming out."
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Thu 12 Jun 2008, 14:29,
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