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This is a question Accidental innuendo

Freddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"

What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context

(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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This is a QotW answer D's G reminded me
A bloke I know from Shetland, has a t-shirt with the legend 'Just Knackered' on it, and a cartoon of himself lying comatose.

He wore it in New York, when over there on a musical trip. Unfortunately, the word 'knackered' in the US apparently means 'castrated'.

You can imagine the funny looks he got.

Loon, Citadel, etc - is this indeed the case?
(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 14:40, closed)
This is a QotW comment BEing from Shetland
I wonder if I know him...no it wasn't me.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 14:44, closed)
This is a QotW comment I've never heard anyone in Texas use that term
and I've been a b3tan too long to think of any other meaning than the british slang one. Sorry.
(, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 4:26, closed)
This is a QotW comment means that in blighty too...
Or at least that's what I was taught when I was a lad...
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:24, closed)

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