Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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My Gran, to the rest of the queue in the post office...as a stranger's dog excitedly yaps around her; 'Oh! I expect he can smell my silly old pussy'.
Cue extreme and never seen before (or since) levels of embarrassment.
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Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show 'n flaunt ya on, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 16:11,
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You made me cry!I laughed so hard at this that I actually cried... Have a lovely big one! (Click, of course)
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bentalls In my head, I am a ninja, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 19:50,
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