Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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College dinnerDessert was Black Forest gateau, which of course had a glacé cherry on top. I loathe cherries.
Ninety students make a lot of noise, so my voice, not normally very quiet in any case, was raised a notch so that those around me could hear me.
It was just my bad luck, I suppose, that one of those random silences fell just as I poked my fork in the offending sugar-preserved fruit, so that the entire year heard me ask, loudly and cheerily, "Anybody want my cherry?"
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