Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Sunday dinner - meet the new boyfriendDinner at my parents and my sister had brought her new fella to meet the folks. Conversation turns to how we cook for ourselves since we left home. Sister confesses that she survives on a largely toast-based diet and I declare:-
"I'm a sausage man, myself"
Never saw the new boyfriend again.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 23:28, closed)
*spits drink on screen*nice one
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flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Fri 13 Jun 2008, 2:28,
closed)
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