Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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I still giggle like a loon......when anyone mentions the term 'a knob of butter'.
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Better when they say a sizeA generous knob of butter?
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Cawl - King Of Wales, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 14:38,
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I like the phraseNerves of steel, heart of gold, and a knob of butter.
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K2k6 is working with a bottle of purest yellow, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 14:40,
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or the pikey equivalenta cock of marge.
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Smash Monkey welcome to the jungle, dickhead, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 14:52,
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and ballsof margerine?
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